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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Cats are trained as easily as dogs - but only for killing songbirds in the garden and suffocating babies in prams as they have absolutely zero skills at anything useful (most farmers I know keep terriers for mice and rats).

    I wish I hadn't upset so many cat lovers.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You haven't. In fact you've only upset one. The one that's currently loading your bed with bear traps.

    I wish I could shoot lasers from my finger tips.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You can. Unfortunately, the recoil from the shot is fatal. That one laser blast was pretty spectacular; too bad you weren't conscious enough to see it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It hasn't. It just shifted its focus from space travel to selling flowers to old ladies.

    I wish to visit the realms of insanity.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I also wish somebody would reply to this thread again.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Metallion View Post
    It hasn't. It just shifted its focus from space travel to selling flowers to old ladies.

    I wish to visit the realms of insanity.
    You have, now everyone comes to you and asks you questions about humanities deepest emotions. You're forced to answer them all, out of guilt for their ignorance.

    I wish I could cry.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I wish Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were real.

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    Thumbs down Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Legendary_Bibo View Post
    I wish Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were real.
    i wish Zippy and the team were real people!!! would make epic conversations!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnb0y View Post
    i wish Zippy and the team were real people!!! would make epic conversations!
    The world is invaded with cartoons that want to exterminate humanity because we are not cute enough.

    I wish my webcam would come alive and bite my finger.
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    Red face Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by cgroza View Post
    The world is invaded with cartoons that want to exterminate humanity because we are not cute enough.

    I wish my webcam would come alive and bite my finger.
    The world is invaded with cartoons that want to exterminate humanity because we are not cute enough.


    I wish my webcam would come alive and bite my finger
    webcams are there to suck your soul out when your not paying attention... LOL!

    i wish my computer could do my work for me...
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