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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your brother-in-law saw your local hoopoes and took very little of the pleasure you wished upon him - he took much more pleasure in listing everything he didn't enjoy about seeing them to you, relentlessly, for hours. Never mind, at least he saw them


    I wish I didn't need to go to bed now, to keep tomorrow's commitments.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You don't go to bed. But the next day, when you must go to work, you're exhausted. Thus you don't go to work and you're fired for this.
    I wish robsoles was a geek.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He already was and you wasted a wish.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It does. Admins spend days converting the database, but the software can't manage a forum this big and and the response time lags.
    The whole forum is going down!!!

    I wish for a good night sleep.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The wish fairies have charmed your bed so that you will fall into a very restive slumber, for the appropriate 8 hours to wake with brilliant strength and energy, within seconds of laying in it. In un-related news, while you were out today robbers completely emptied your house. Yep, they took the darn bed - bumma.

    I wish I really was a robot.



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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You really are a robot but by so doing you have lost your soles and are unable either to walkabout or show compassion.

    I wish we could con soles rob.
    I used to think drinking was bad for me so I gave up thinking - Anon
    I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member - Groucho
    Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men - Douglas Bader

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You can, easily, but you do not for reasons deceitfully vague, not only to you but to all who cast concern there.


    I wish an advanced race would come along and challenge us (The whole Human Race!) to galvanise as a team!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    We do but the galvanising layer is on such base metal that it soon crazes and splits into factions again.

    I wish I were not so cynical.
    I used to think drinking was bad for me so I gave up thinking - Anon
    I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member - Groucho
    Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men - Douglas Bader

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I pleaded with the wish fairies to look the other way but they were all too hasty I'm afraid. The quickest way, in their opinion, to make you less cynical was to send you senile. I hope you don't notice your random trail and give it away mate, your musings are some of my favourites - who cares if it goes on to get a bit scrambled, I guess?

    I wish for supreme rulership over all of everything.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    No can do - but if you build your eight walls it won't matter.

    I wish robsoles pleasant dreams.
    I used to think drinking was bad for me so I gave up thinking - Anon
    I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member - Groucho
    Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men - Douglas Bader

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