The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

I lace 11% of your daily intake with reasonably high quantities of Hallucinogens, barbituates and a variety of other substances which are probably harmful for you (and banned in any reasonably governed Country), things are very very different for you henceforth - enjoy



hehe, so, now it is my wish:

I wish, being the particular level of anebriated I am now, I was anebriated to whatever extent that would best suit to be absolutely certain that this post won't attract <snip reason='reconsidering whole thing really' />

alternatively: I wish m8w absolutely no harm by my corruption.


hmmm, another alternative: I wish my current target had better floating point arithmetic accuracy as par for course (built into MCU @ 64 bits would be pretty cool) rather than using 32 bits (OMG its only accurate to so few digits after the decimal point) - how is a man to calculate biquadratic filter coefficients (which don't 'break') on the fly with such significantly rounded results?

[redbikemaster]

You become inebriated, but due to the rest of your wish, you become eternally sober.

I wish the trim pieces I broke on my Subaru Outback weren't so expensive or hard to find.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, now cheap but impossible to find (you made that was too easy)
*some more will get broke tomorrow on your way to work in a minor fender bender

i wish for super power(s)

[ChriSASIN]

You get these superpowers:
- wash dishes whilst hoolahooping.
- you can use your eyelids to have conversation allowing you to have three conversations at once.

I wish I knew everything that ever was and ever will be.

[TrolleyMC]

You do and everyone in your family dies at the same time.

I wish for a million dollars.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you are under arrest

i wish i could get a Rpi Zero for $5

[SantaFe]

PooF! You get it and discover you're allergic to Raspberries!

I wish for nothing, I'm good.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, enjoy your life in the void
geany@ubuntuforums:~# mv SandaFe /dev/null

i wish i lived in a Anime (i will let the geany choose which for lols)

[Kpenguin]

Granted.
You now have really terrible looking hair (imo).

[m8w]

Wishing to be free of thoughts...