Granted - Dr. Frankenstein transplants the brain of "Abnormal" (from the movie Young Frankenstein) into your spouse's head.
I wish could march in the furry parade next month in Pittsburgh, PA.
Granted - Dr. Frankenstein transplants the brain of "Abnormal" (from the movie Young Frankenstein) into your spouse's head.
I wish could march in the furry parade next month in Pittsburgh, PA.
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Granted, but the furry parade is actually the gay pride parade with a special focus on bears this year.
I wish the sky was always blue.
LMAO @ Gay pride parade with bears!!!
Okay, on to the blue sky now...
The emergency alert system warns the masses of an impending massive solar flare. You're the only one who didn't hear the warning and so, you've seen this giant flash of light, rendering you color blind, except for the color blue. Weather it's day or night, the sky is always blue, along with everything you eat, everything you touch, everyone you see... Even everything you smell is blue, except for Smurfs... You can't see them at all.
I wish for a scooby-snack!
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
You get a scooby-snack, only to realize it's a piece of Scooby-do. You've killed Scooby-Do!
I wish for no more sneezes.
Granted - Your nose falls off.
I wish for a vacation to Hawaii.
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Seems nobody wanted to risk drowning you at the beach or in one of the pools at the great hotels you can find in Hawaii. You get there and find everything has been washed away by a freak tsunami, just a big mess your entire holiday is spent pulling people and bodies out of muddy messed up rubbish. You sure will be glad to get back when this holiday is over.
I wish winter was warmer here, even at the risk of severe global warming threatening all life on the planet
Your wish almost comes true...but the warming is just an Indian Summer and South East Oz is about to be enveloped in the new Ice Age...
I wish the Budgie Smuggler good luck...
Some days are diamonds....
Some days are coal....
granted, you successfully wished Budgie Smuggler good luck, it had the same effect as a magikarp using splash
i wish i knew what to wish for
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You do! But that warm lumpy feeling in your shorts was not what you had in mind.
I wish beer did not make me burp!
Granted, it is now impossible for you to drink beer, or wine, or pop, or lemonade, or water, or to even eat anything. You are fed by a tube and it can't give you beer due to medical reasons.
I wish for Apple to be cheaper.
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