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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, people hug their mother.
    All the time.
    Nobody goes to work anymore, so the economyu collapses completely and for good.
    I wish I knew what an eyesite was.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you find eyesite, a site giving free eye tests but when you get there it turns out to be some mad dude that collects eyeballs - you're now blind.
    I wish for cheesecake.
    when on thin ice; dance

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted one cake made entirely out of cheddar and edam cheese with strawberries and mushrooms for decoration.

    I wish for an all-in-one dark, milk and white chocolate Kit-Kat.
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you get your dark white milk KitKat.
    But now chocolate is disgusting and they stop making it.
    Hope you're happy.
    I wish chocolate was nutritious.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    In all seriousness, chocolate is actually one of the most nutritious and healthy treat foods. Not that there's much point now. It's turned disgusting and they don't make it any more.

    I wish for a MIDI keyboard.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a MIDI keyboard, but the MIDI port on your PC suddenly shorts out.\
    I wish bugs would go away.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, insects no longer exist, so plants don't get pollinated, so crops don't grow, so we all die of lack of food. Meanwhile, bugs of the computer variety abound, so that nothing computerised works properly, and when people type things, they get unexpected words weasel.

    I wish for a crumhorn.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you get your crumhorn. Your playing irritates the neighbours to the point where the law kicks down the door to take you away once more.
    I wish time could stand still.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Time stands stock still but space notices and calls time a slack fkr. A brawl breaks out and, following the law of the righteous, space kicks time's ****. It is kinda hard to ignore, even with all our 'training' to ignore discrepancies in "reality", and mankind amalgamates to figure out wtf is going on. Shouldn't be long before they figure it out, you should probably make yourself a will anytime shortly.

    I wish all humans were decent and made good use of the power we each posses.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, all humans become decent and nobody misuses their power.
    There is now nobody left to work for the government or law enforcement agencies, so humans descend back into the stone age.
    I wish my spouse had a friggin brain.
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