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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2621
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It doesn't. Awesome just doesn't exist at all. We are all doomed to live sad lives now.

    I wish I had a new pair of 1337 headphones.
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  2. #2622
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a pair of 1,337 $1 headphones.

    I wish for a LAN party.
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  3. #2623
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    And I wish to attend.
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  4. #2624
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Compy -- Next election you run as a candidate of the LAN Party, get elected and are now forced to implement their policy.
    I wish I could ban Metallion for issuing a wish without corrupting the previous one.
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  5. #2625
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You become a forum moderator and ban Metallion for real (disable his forum account, and IP address(es), and all that). The other mods find that a bit drastic and ban you as well. Meanwhile, as Metallion can no longer access the forum, he is forced to find a new way to procrastinate at work. He accomplishes this by designing and launching a tlhIngan-seeking nuclear missile. It's headed straight for your house.

    I wish for a more comfortable piano stool.
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  6. #2626
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, now that my house is all blown up, you pickup the insulation and place it on top of your existing piano stool, making it more comfortable. But the insulation gives you rashes and makes you cough.
    I wish for a beautiful day.
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  7. #2627
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    U2 appears in front of your house to sing the song "Beautiful Day" out in the rain.

    I wish for cat 5 cables to be put inside the walls of my house.
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  8. #2628
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, your cat puts 5 cables inside the walls of your house.
    I wish cell phones weren't so friggin fragile and delicate.
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  9. #2629
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - most cell phones aren't water proof, including the one you just dropped in the toilet while texting and doing #1. At least it isn't scratched and it's still in one piece (too bad it's covered in #1).
    I wish I could eat a sandwich from Wawa in Toms River, New Jersey with my two best friends again.
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

  10. #2630
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Look again your friends are already enjoying Wawa Sandwitch in Toms River, New Jersey while you are posting posts.
    I wish someone gives me a 25 inch System 76 all-in-one Desktop as a gift

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