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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by tlhIngan View Post
    Ha! Good one! But how did you know I live next door to an old lady?!?!?!?!
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    You get your endless supply of iced tea, causing a shortage of ice everywhere else in the world, which accentuates global warming.
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    I wish everybody who chooses a weak password will get a bowl of **** thrown in their face.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Wish granted! Now everybody's scared of entering a weak password, so everybody changes to strong passwords. Hackers no longer finding easy targets go after everybody randomly now, and one of them will change your alias to "Metal Ion", just for giggles.
    I wish my sidewalk was finished already.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! But instead of a sidewalk, it is misinterpreted as "walking sideways" and where your sidewalk should be there is an official notice which says that everyone should walk in this manner while in the area.

    I wish for nachos and guacamole.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get a plate of nachos and 6.022 x 10^23 avocados. Enjoy!

    I wish I had a couple of android servants to clean my apartment for me.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. They are efficient and very kind. They bring you my leftover avocados as gifts every day...

    I wish for a flying bike.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You do! Your smartphone and your tablet, both running Android, setup their wifis and bluetooths to attract as much of your apartment's dust to them.
    I wish my left contact would stop ripping.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Erm...

    @tlhIngan: Neither of your contacts rip. They squish. Why? I've taken over all the world's contact manufacturers and implemented a new money-saving procedure whereby contacts are made from avocados. After all, we've got plenty to spare.

    @25tom: You find an old, dusty bike in some abandoned Hollywood studio basement. It flies, and carries you to E.T.'s homeworld. Unfortunately, the current generation of his kind are not quite so nice. They've developed advanced plasma guns fueled by only Reeses Pieces, and you're surrounded by aliens holding the aforementioned plasma guns.

    Did I mention that some prankster at the studio slipped 30 tons of Reeses Pieces into your backpack just before you took off on the bike? Enjoy your interstellar, uh, travel...

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I guess Tom and I posted at the same time, didn't we...

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you know but forget as soon as you hit the reply button

    i wish for my cats to be happy
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, your cats are happy living in a box of tuna fish on the other side of the planet from you.
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