Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted - Cats are the new "green" way of lighting up the world because they don't leave any carbon foot print... They don't leave any foot prints at all, they're now tied to what "used" to be the traditional lamp posts.
I wish for another Monster Energy drink.
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
They have glowing abilities like terribly bugged bolts of lightning do. They suffer from a bug in science causing them not to originate from electric fields built up by collisions between liquid and ice particles, but rather from your simple presence. You are burned to death every single time to try to get near your cat....
Damn ninja'd. The monster parent company is bought by Sissy13's cat and she turns Monster energy drinks into bugged lightning cats with a free Sissy13 sample.
I wish Dir En Grey didn't play so much louder than all the other bands at Ozzfest yesterday and that this wish doesn't get corrupted by the other bands playing louder than they did. My poor ears.
Last edited by Metallion; May 13th, 2013 at 05:35 AM.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu
They all play at zero volume.
I wish for enchiladas.
A Carafe of Ubuntu
You are denied enchiladas. All enchiladas in the world have become sardines overnight. With custard.
I wish to stop sneezing all the time.
Just Give Me the Beans!
You stop sneezing, but the buildup in pressure inside your sinuses makes your head explode and you're dead.
I wish for a responsible and accountable government and that all those proportional representation shortsighted retards drown in a mudslide.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
An anthill in your backyard elects a responsible and accountable government. The ants become so powerful that they soon take over your house. For this the old lady next door calls you a proportional representation shortsighted retard and suddenly you die in a mudslide that appears out of nowhere.
I wish to negotiate an alliance and set up trade with the ants.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Just Give Me the Beans!
Ha! Good one! But how did you know I live next door to an old lady?!?!?!?!Originally Posted by Metallion
You've successfully setup an alliance and trade agreement with said ants, but they only agreed to said alliance to buy themselves time and space until they're ready to get you too. You die too.
I wish my dizzy spells would go away.
Ubuntu addict and loving it
Granted, no more dizzy spells, however you end up pukeing for no apparent reason instead
i wish i knew why my overclock is deciding to act up after 6 months of stability (fails to wake from suspend suddenly, then the bios says it failed)
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. You know exactly wh--- KABOOM!
That was the sound of your PC exploding as you read this message. You'll carry your knowledge to the grave.
I wish for an endless supply of good iced tea.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Just Give Me the Beans!
You get your endless supply of iced tea, causing a shortage of ice everywhere else in the world, which accentuates global warming.
I wish Dogface05, or anybody else with the right skills, could unlock my SPA-2102, or give me the info to do it myself.
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