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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2591
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Sissy's cat eats all the zombies up from the zombie apocalypse. But now the cat is a 200 ton fat rolling ball of fur...with rabies. Run for your lives you all!

    I wish the infrasturcture of the world to be redesigned for current and future technology rather then for it to be build upon the already existing infrastructure.

  2. #2592
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - I've just downloaded a pirate copy of SimCity that actually controls real life. I've decided to place the sewage out flow pipe across the street from your home... and you're down wind of it!

    I wish I had a bigger coffee mug.
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

  3. #2593
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get to drink from that sewer pipe.

    I wish for the complete decimation of deadlines. Especially mine that are too tight from the start.
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  4. #2594
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! All deadlines have been lifted. Nobody completes anything anymore.

    I wish that I had deadlines so I would comple...

  5. #2595
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Deadlines are now so strict that no-one completes anything anyway.
    I wish for an incorruptible lightsaber. Which I can't injure myself with.
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

  6. #2596
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The first time you use it, you accidentally slaughter all of your family although you don't injure yourself.

    Actually deadlines are fine. I just wish all of them could be met without doing overtime. Any guesses how I'm feeling about my job today? lol
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    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
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  7. #2597
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Overtime no longer exists, workdays simply take 24 hours and every day of the week is a work day. Sleep is counted as a 'break' and contact with family is only allowed if it is company-work related.

    I wish I had a peoplefarm.

  8. #2598
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. But you power it with a nuclear reactor, and due to an untimely accident all of your people are severely radiation-poisoned. They become zombies... who are all coming after YOU. My cat can't do anything for you, though; she's stuck in a doorway somewhere in central Europe.

    I wish my cat had super-awesome metabolism such that the zombies didn't make her fat.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - The cat eats all the radio active zombies without gaining an ounce. Actually, cat looks like it's getting stronger... Geez, cat is getting bigger and turning green and emitting gamma rays and smashing everything around in a blind rage... OMG - HERE IT COMES - RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

    I wish I could escape the cat who resembles the HULK!!!
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

  10. #2600
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted.
    ...oops, not quite. The wish genie's getting old and hard of hearing, you see, and he thought you said "embrace the cat who resembles the HULK". You did, and got smashed in a blind rage.

    I wish cats had glowing-abilities like lightning bugs (no radiation required).
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