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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2501
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You buy a guitar and start practicing like mad. After 10 years you are a world famous guitarist. As fans line up for autographs, one of them reveals that what you just signed was the death note. This fan then gives it to you. Enjoy those last 40 seconds of your life.

    I wish L would have been smart enough to legally change his name to something so long that it would take a few years to write down.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He did. Bad news is, you're gonna write it.

    I wish I knew all programming languages, was able to use them in such a way that nothing could go wrong with it, and that I had a cup of coffee.

    (Sorry for replying already. XD)

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    Moose is offline Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You learn all of the programming languages, you then make a groundbreaking application that could change the course of computer technology! ...but before you release it; you spill coffee on your computer and it shuts down before you can save.

    I wish Bring Me The Horizon came to Australia for a concert.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - They come to town to attend a Metallica concert

    I wish I had a pet wallaby.
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

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    Moose is offline Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Oh god, ahahah that was actually a pretty clever corruption. You get a pet wallaby, but it challenges you to a fight and kicks you extremely hard in the genitals.

    I wish I could fast forward time!

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You fast forward a little too far and end up at your own funeral. Since you only fast forwarded and didn't travel, you are now dead.

    I wish to fry and eat the dead moose.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted - you do and I hunt you down and skin you alive, I loved that moose! Bullwinkleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    I wish I was done coding the code I have to code to complete the code that is the required code already.
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    I don't play Duke Nukem Forever so much, anymore. I am robsoles everywhere I go.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    you start to realize after typing that sentence that you don't know anymore which code was coded with the code whose code is coded with somebody elses code, and what code has been coded tomorrow with the code that will be coded yesterday after the code codes the unrequired code for the code to code the required code to code the required code.

    i wish i had gpu that could render 1000 images in .00000001 seconds. and run hi resilution large scale realtime fluid simulations in 3d while rendering that too with realtime raytracing in the background.
    Intel Pentium 4 Asus P5N32-SLI DELUXE Nvidia nx7900GT 3GB Ram Western Digital WD2500AAKX 250GB Seagate Barracuda 80GB, 160GB Ubuntu 12.04 Arch

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You melted at the mere thought of cooling a gpu as powerful as that. You are now just a tiny puddle of water with a Magicarp splashing about in it.

    I wish for a Jerry (from Tom & Jerry) Vs. Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I wish for a Jerry (from Tom & Jerry) Vs. Bugs Bunny cartoon.
    granted, Jerry Mouse enters stage left...Bugs Bunny enters stage right. they both insert credits to the machine, choose "versus play", and then select 'PARANOiA EVOLUTION' to see once and for all who is the best a dance dance revolution. It is not a funny cartoon.

    I wish that when I hold aloft my magic sword and say "by the power of greyskull...I have the power" that I become the most powerful man in the universe...and then immediately hook up with Teela.

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