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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You have been given more time, however that time was subtracted from the future and you die early. >

    I wish I could skip high school and go to university.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You skip hi-school and go to a Swedish hunting university. Being a moose and all, you are soon shot and eaten.

    I wish for a piece of the moose.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a piece of the Moose, you then nom nom the moose and choke on it. Bad luck man.

    I wish people would stop trying to eat me all the time. :c

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Lord of Time takes you to the prehistoric age when there were no people. Only dinosaurs.

    I wish to go have a beer with Kurtjmac and BDoubleO.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    A genie appears out of a lamp; your wish is granted!
    Unfortunatly due to speech issues the genie thought he heard 'bear' instead of 'beer'. Have a jolly old time with your friends and the bear!

    I wish a nuclear powerplant to power my home-and-garden particle accelerator.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You come home one night with a nasty case of drunkenness you seem to have mysteriously caught from several bad pints. Chernobyl, Fukushima etc. in your garden. And everyone else's for miles around. You don't get invited to next door's barbecue. Next door is a barbecue.

    I wish they would do a sequel to Team America and call it Double Team America.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, the guys who made the original swore they wouldn't make a sequel though so it is made by others and it sucks really badly.

    I wish my tooth wasn't aching.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Trey and Matt make Double Team America. The content of the film angers the goverment in the country of Parmistan, so they invade the united states while our gymnist are preocupied. thanks a lot iamalongname for killing us all with ninjas!

    drat took too long ...uuhh...
    wish granted, no more tooth ache. No more head either.

    I wish I get all three stars on each stage of Angry Birds Star Wars without cheating.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Christie Monteiro takes your smartphone, plays until she gets all three stars and then hands it back to you. Once again she completely and utterly replaced you.

    I wish Jin was still as cool as he was in Tekken 4. He became such an emo kid afterwards.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The doors of a nearby elevator opens and out of the blinding light of the elevator walks a Namco spokesman who tells you; Wish Granted!
    Jin becomes as cool as in Tekken 4, in fact he becomes even cooler then that; he becomes a real freezer.

    I wish that the statue of Liberty was actually an autobot transformer.

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