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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. I made the Margarita using liquid helium rather than water. I also gave you the most super awesome, state-of-the-art toothbrush anyone has ever seen, but the coroner will be brushing your teeth for you this time around...

    I wish incandescent light was more energy-efficient than CFLs and LEDs, so I didn't have to work in this glaring white brightness all the time.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, as a result led and cfc lights were never invented since they were inefficient, so everyone still uses huge tube based TVs and RTC monitors

    I wish to have led and cfc bulbs invented for better screen display than those old TVs/Monitors that you cant even give away
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Someone finally (re-)invents LEDs. But since they are so inefficient, a 17" screen requires a support structure as big as an old Mark-1 to hold the necessary electronics. It's got an awesome screen display, though.

    I wish to fly.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You fly, but meanwhile you're flying you're absorbed by a plane's turbine. You happily die.

    I wish I could met Jake.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get an appointment to meet Jake but the day before you are set to meet him he dies of an unspecified lung disease. How many are you smoking a day?

    I wish everybody the very best of luck giving away the fags.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    My hand magically moves and... it's giving away you! What does that imply?

    I wish I knew a witch so I could ask her to turn our customer into a frog.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The witch shows up, quite upset at the ever-present gender bias in his specific profession, He turns you into an annoying customer.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Out of nowhere Big Ben falls from the sky and lands on your monitor.

    I wish the walking dead rode bicycles and the four horsemen of the apocalypse drove cars.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - The walking dead all get Ninjas and become the new Japanese Mafia, while the four horsemen of the apocalypse steal your car for a joy ride... AND BRING IT BACK WITH AN EMPTY GAS TANK - ARGHH!!!

    I wish for a decent video card so I can play the new Simcity in full graphics mode, instead of having to dull it down to look like legos before it starts working
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get a video card decent enough to play Sim City. You get so addicted to the game that you start speaking Simlish and everybody thinks you're crazy.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
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