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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2431
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    which means he will work his ass off to get a promotion and won't even give you a beer when that happens.

    i wish it was spring already

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. I put you into hypersleep until it's spring (21 March), which is about a month from now. Which means you'll go missing for a month. The weather? Sunny with a chance of a sh**storm caused by your family when you come back,

    I wish for the ability to play whatever musical instruments I want.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, but the sound hurts everyones ears every time you play one or more

    i wish my cat liked me more than a cardboard box
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your cat loses interest in the box and focuses all its attention on you. You can no longer eat, sleep, work, or use the computer because you must spend every second of your time taking care of the cat. You get fired, of course, but have no time to look for a new job.

    Eventually you run out of food (having no time or money to shop), and are forced to eat cat food. Of course this means that the cat food supply runs out twice as quickly. Your cat soon becomes tired of being hungry all the time and runs away from home.

    On the bright side, now you have time to find a new job and go buy some groceries.

    I wish my cat would realize that the litter box is not a playground.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - Your cat gains more intelligence than it already has now. Your cat now has a command center hidden under the litter where plans for a REAL terminator will no longer look for John Conner... it will look for YOU.

    I wish for a universal remote control that actually works for all my components.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get one but it is powered by hair.

    I wish to keep that remote control away from me.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You can never find a remote control again and spend your entire future having to get up and go to remotely controllable appliances to manipulate their settings or turn them on and off.

    I wish I had managed to reply sooner
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You replied sooner, but the database gets corrupted and your account is deleted by a terrible administrator.

    I wish I could marry my cat.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, BTW your cat is also your mom now

    i wish for a alternate theme for the new forums
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get an alternate theme that is based on ****. Decide for yourself which four letter word I typed there.

    I wish our company would implement free Fridays where we can program whatever we want. I hear Google has been doing this for a while already.
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