Granted. You're given your freedom, but no one else is given the same luxury. You must continue to develop Linux by yourself.
I wish for yesterday.
Granted. You're given your freedom, but no one else is given the same luxury. You must continue to develop Linux by yourself.
I wish for yesterday.
Wish granted. Every day for you shall now be 2/11/2013 (I'm guessing at time zones here), and shall proceed *exactly* as yesterday did. Enjoy the monotony.
(|{urse -- thanks for defining those acronyms for the clueless )
I wish Metallion would quit catnapping my cat in the trophy thread
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
I stop catnapping your cat but she actually misses all the mechanical mice made of solid Metallion certified™ solid metal lying around my house. Your cat becomes bored and buys a jetpack which makes just about as much noise as a real jet and uses up a similar amount of kerosene. Your cat flies it around the house for 12 hours a day and starts storing fuel in your bathtub.
I wish for Sissy13's cat. <^\_/^>
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Granted. But since you two are about to engage in a bloody feud over the freaking cat anyway I don't feel the need to corrupt this wish, since sooner or later it will end up with one (or both) of you deep under. And I'll zombify the cat.
I wish for Google Fiber for my town.
Granted. You get Google fiber for your town but your grandma gets addicted to email and forwards you so many that Google fiber overloads. Google drops the fiber project.
I wish for a softer heart.
Last edited by EnigmaticCoder; February 13th, 2013 at 06:34 AM.
Granted! Your heart becomes softer but is now no longer strong enough to pump the blood through your veins.
I wish that half of the worlds population becomes Santa Clauses and the other half Easter Bunnies for a massive pillow-and-eggs fight.
Granted. But wait, there was a glitch! Everyone else was turned into Santa or the Easter Bunny. You, however, were turned into an egg. Enjoy that one last flight...
I wish my Christmas Cactus would bloom.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Your christmas cactus turned out to be labeled wrong. It's actually a hot dog plant.
I wish for a new transmission to replace the one that I blew on the way home tonight...
NIX THAT - I WANT A NEW CAR!!!
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Here.
I wish I had corrupted auredium's Santa Vs. Easter Bunny wish.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
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