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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2401
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You're given your freedom, but no one else is given the same luxury. You must continue to develop Linux by yourself.

    I wish for yesterday.

  2. #2402
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Wish granted. Every day for you shall now be 2/11/2013 (I'm guessing at time zones here), and shall proceed *exactly* as yesterday did. Enjoy the monotony.

    (|{urse -- thanks for defining those acronyms for the clueless )

    I wish Metallion would quit catnapping my cat in the trophy thread
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I stop catnapping your cat but she actually misses all the mechanical mice made of solid Metallion certified™ solid metal lying around my house. Your cat becomes bored and buys a jetpack which makes just about as much noise as a real jet and uses up a similar amount of kerosene. Your cat flies it around the house for 12 hours a day and starts storing fuel in your bathtub.

    I wish for Sissy13's cat. <^\_/^>
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. But since you two are about to engage in a bloody feud over the freaking cat anyway I don't feel the need to corrupt this wish, since sooner or later it will end up with one (or both) of you deep under. And I'll zombify the cat.

    I wish for Google Fiber for my town.

  5. #2405
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get Google fiber for your town but your grandma gets addicted to email and forwards you so many that Google fiber overloads. Google drops the fiber project.

    I wish for a softer heart.
    Last edited by EnigmaticCoder; February 13th, 2013 at 06:34 AM.

  6. #2406
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Your heart becomes softer but is now no longer strong enough to pump the blood through your veins.

    I wish that half of the worlds population becomes Santa Clauses and the other half Easter Bunnies for a massive pillow-and-eggs fight.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. But wait, there was a glitch! Everyone else was turned into Santa or the Easter Bunny. You, however, were turned into an egg. Enjoy that one last flight...

    I wish my Christmas Cactus would bloom.
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  8. #2408
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your christmas cactus turned out to be labeled wrong. It's actually a hot dog plant.

    I wish for a new transmission to replace the one that I blew on the way home tonight...

    NIX THAT - I WANT A NEW CAR!!!
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

  9. #2409
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Here.


    I wish I had corrupted auredium's Santa Vs. Easter Bunny wish.
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  10. #2410
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Metallion View Post
    Here.


    I wish I had corrupted auredium's Santa Vs. Easter Bunny wish.
    Granted! But now you have to race before other users corrupt it before you!

    I wish that half of the worlds population becomes Santa Clauses and the other half Easter Bunnies for a massive pillow-and-eggs fight.

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