The "Corrupt a wish" game

[CK000]

Unfortunately I am unable to grant your wish, have you looked it up?

I wish I had more to contribute to the forums so I could give myself an avatar, but all in good time... I would rather be constructive and I will admit I am still relatively new to ubuntu (at time of writing).

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you you spend 3 days in general help and absolute beginner talk reading everything, figuring out what to ask and when then posting what is needed at that point in threads, you loose your password(s) the day after you get your avi

i wish i could copy/paste physical items

[zombifier25]

Granted. But unfortunately to copy/paste an item you must either physically right-click an object, or press Ctrl + C in real life, tasks that no one knew how to do. Don't worry, you can wish for those in your next wish, but I will corrupt them. Badly.

I wish Die Hard 5 will be an awesome movie (if it's already awesome, then good)

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted but you are now blind and death

i wish i could physically right-click an object, or press Ctrl + C/V in real life

Highlight and Middle click also works for me

[Joebewan]

You can, but you get slapped a lot by both the original and copy. After a while, all the copies you made gang up on you and beat you senseless.

I wish I could remember why I keep wanting to spell "senseless" "senceless".

[robsoles]

someone explains it is just something annoying about the letter c using long sentences but you fall asleep and miss their point entirely.

I wish for dish mostly comprised of fish for lunch today

[chellrose]

Unfortunately I am unable to grant your wish, have you looked it up?

I Googled them but didn't find anything useful. Oh well.

@robsoles: Here you go! A dish of (mostly) fish.
(after you eat it) Did I mention that it contained 1% arsenic? Tasty stuff, I'm told.

I wish that I would sleep soundly every night, then when my alarm goes off every morning, I would be instantaneously fully alert/awake.

[|{urse]

Granted, the sun explodes, it doesn't affect any of us much on earth, well, except those who wished to sleep until morning.

(UCSA = Ubuntu Certified Systems Administrator, UP = Ubuntu certified Professional) I don't think these are even offered anymore btw Anyone care to elaborate on that?

I wish for more wishes!

[auredium]

Granted. You get wishes into wishes untill one wish is that you have never made a wish. Wishception!

I wish for an exit.

[|{urse]

Granted! However, it is also the entrance to your next corrupted wish!

I wish for freedom.