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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Microsoft bought it, maintained it themselves, and added new features to it. You can guess what their next move is...
    ... I got nothing. But I can assure you it's very sinister.

    I wish I knew what games to play right now.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by |{urse View Post
    The semi-colon keys on all of your keyboards break inexplicably.
    Phew. Good thing ruby doesn't require semi-colons.

    Quote Originally Posted by zombifier25 View Post
    I wish I knew what games to play right now.
    All your games are turned into Shaq-fu. Every new game you buy receives the same treatment. You can take that shiny box of Final Fantasy or Half-Life to the counter but as soon as it becomes your property, Shaq-fu is what will be in your hands. At least you know what to play.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You slay the cat but another takes its place.


    I wish for a nice juicy watermelon
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Fresh Melons®, delivered to you by the one and only Melon-pult.

    And by "deliver" I meant "lob that melon right at your head, dealing heavy damage to you and medium splash damage to surrounding zombieshumans".

    I wish Valve stopped being scared of the number 3

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted they buy the rights to make ET the video game 3 (and 2).

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You just made me smile with that post. That qualifies me to teach you smiling. I'll teach you for about 50000 yen per hour, two sexual favours and one kitty pushing watermelons out of lakes.

    I wish to know why Dr. Light designed Mega Man with his underwear above his pants.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Metallion View Post
    You just made me smile with that post. That qualifies me to teach you smiling. I'll teach you for about 50000 yen per hour, two sexual favours and one kitty pushing watermelons out of lakes.

    I wish to know why Dr. Light designed Mega Man with his underwear above his pants.
    Granted. You realise that Dr. Wily has done the same and that it is some sort of secret gay reploid doktor syndrome. Now you can never play Mega Man anymore without realising that truth.

    I wish the next response would be typed in haiku form.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by auredium View Post
    Granted. You realise that Dr. Wily has done the same and that it is some sort of secret gay reploid doktor syndrome. Now you can never play Mega Man anymore without realising that truth.

    I wish the next response would be typed in haiku form.
    Pair "gay" and "syndrome"
    To sound antiquated as
    The DSM-II

    I wish I could make out with Mega Man.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You do, and that is already a corrupted wish, weirdo.

    I wish UCSA and/or UP certs were awarded to helpful people on the forums who really deserve them. (Not me, I troll more than I care) But still, it would be nice.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You are awarded a UP Cert. And by that I mean a breath mint manufactured in northern Michigan.

    I wish to know what UP and UCSA really stand for so I can make a better corruption.
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