The psychic user tricks you into thinking McDonald's fries are decent, and you are oh, so very happy to eat McDonald's fries forever and ever and ever.
I wish for lots of blankets in this cold, snowy winter.
The psychic user tricks you into thinking McDonald's fries are decent, and you are oh, so very happy to eat McDonald's fries forever and ever and ever.
I wish for lots of blankets in this cold, snowy winter.
#!HP Envy Ubuntu 14.04 iBook G4 PPC - MintPPC from Debian Wheezy
The blankets arrive at your door and you bundle up in them, only to catch a new disease from them that is so painful and fatal that your family insists that it not be named after you. The scientists name the newfound virus after your second least favourite musician.
I wish that the spice from Dune was real, and that I was a Guild Navigator.
You know them heart plug doovers those maniacal rich creeps were fitting their peeps with? You are a Guild Nav for all of three minutes before someone pulls yours, I have nightmares about those things every few years
I wish I was a spice worm.
Starting tomorrow, all Windows and Mac OS operating systems will suddenly become extinct. Now, all the hackers in the world are focusing on writing malware for Linux distros.
I wish my new glasses wouldn't pinch my nose so much.
granted you have a pinch happy lobster for a nose
i wish for a telaporter
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
You step into the telaporter..
Nothing happens.
I wish for a teleporter.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
As you were a smartalec regarding spelling etc etc a fly flies into yours at the crucial moment and we all know how that turns out
I wish for more like that one
You have at least a million "that one's" now.
I wish they'd just fix the silly thing and be done with it.
Granted. But the silly thing wasn't broken to begin with and as we all know, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." "They" are done with it, so you're now on your own against the silly thing (which was "fixed" by morphing into a trillion zombies, all headed to your house).
I wish for a tire.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
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