The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

You move in with the new hybrid grass. Prepare for an eternal bad fur day.

I wish catlover2 was made of catnip.

[S2UIRR3L]

OMG Metallion - That back fired on me SOO bad lmfao!!!
Where's the "LIKE" button so I can smash it 100-times!!!

On to your wish:

Granted - catlover2 is turned into catnip and is attacked by thousands of cats. All those cats come over to your place, knock on the door and ask for food now because, they have the munchies.

I wish I had the power of Castle Grayskull.

[Metallion]

You get it and live there happily for a year or two. Then I show up with all of catlover2's cats that I have trained into my army of death, doom and destruction. I barge in while you were sitting on the throne enjoying a goodass cigar and effortlessly take over the castle. My first political decision is to make He-man wear a suit.

I wish I had some tomato sauce for this spaghetti code I have to work on.

[CompyTheInsane]

You get the tomato sauce, print your spaghetti code, pour tomato sauce on the printed code, and eat the code. Good luck with explaining to your boss why you're eating paper with tomato sauce.

I wish I was already asleep by now. (Currently 02:36)
EDIT: Along with catlover2's cats!!

[robsoles]

You finally fall asleep but cl2 barges in on you to demand to know what the hell you are doing with their cats.

I wish the parts that arrived today warranted less complaining and returning than they warrant - China is a long way to send them back to if that is what it comes to...

[Metallion]

The genie assumes your parts were damaged in transit. Therefore we go back in time and instead of sending the parts, China is magically lifted up and dropped on your house. All of Australia is obviously crushed in this process just my house in Japan is protected by a force field just in case China might be big enough to reach all the way over there.

I wish robsoles was a tanuki.

[robsoles]

I endlessly shapeshift between my raccoon, dog and fox forms while I mercilessly play pranks on you, including dropping large continents on your living quarters at random.


I wish I really was a tanuki

[tokyo08]

YOUR THE FARTHEST THING

i wish i was a kitty ...muhehe the things i could do..... <.< eyes person next to me

[Metallion]

You are a kitty in my army of death, doom and destruction. You shall do nothing except for exactly what your commanding officer tells you to, soldier! Now peel those potatoes!

I wish to play a game of Quake.

[tokyo08]

TOO BAD

i wish i was a cookie