In a very strange incident a young person quite literally sprays you with their popcorn, while they are apparently choking on it, and of all things a huge popped corn goes straight in your mouth and lodges in the back of your throat. As you join the young person choking you try to find some irony to amuse yourself in what may be your last moments but there's nothing. You are just choking on popcorn, sorry about that, I might have gotten out of bed on the wrong side today
You have your little pet robot. It is a Warrior Robot toy and it stands 1 foot high. Coincidentally your aggressively competitive neighbour ordered one too, it's a medium sized one and stands 4 foot tall instead. Stroke of luck for you though, they are assassin dolls designed to thin out the population in your area and you stand a much better chance against yours. I'm not in the loop about when they will activate, let us know how you get on
I wish for mayhem with very little bloodshed and no (apparent) loss of life
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