The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Joebewan]

They do, but inasmuch as I have no idea what you're talking about, and neither do the mysterious entities in charge of wishes, they perform nowhere but your bedroom during your hours of (attempting to) sleep.

I wish for a flock of buzzards to spontaneously defecate in my front yard.

[S2UIRR3L]

...and your vehicle's windows are open

I wish for a new keyboard and mouse.

[zombifier25]

Granted. Here's your brand new keyboard and... mouse? Ok, don't worry, I can fix it. Oh wait, it bit your face. And you contracted AIDS. I don't know how, but you did. Sorry.


I wish for that to be read in Wheatley's voice.

[codingman]

Wheatley is misunderstood as a little kids stuffed toy, one that has a very high-pitched squeaky voice.
I wish for a new wired keyboard.

[ubunterooster]

You get electrocuted due to faulty wiring.
I wish for it to not be so cold

[pricetech]

It is now 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. I hope you weren't wishing for Celsius.

I wish for a new flamethrower.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you have one new shiny flamethrower, it turns out it is a acme product that has been re-branded, we all know what happed when you tried to use it...

i wish for tomorrow (jan 1st 2013) to repeat 7 times

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted...

January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013
January 1st 2013

This squirrel doesn't have the time to make up 7 new replies

I wish I had the time to make up 7 new posts for pqwoerituytrueiwoq.

[robsoles]

you had the time but didn't take it, now some of us are really disappointed in you but never say so ()

I wish the oven here was nice and clean (without my required effort )

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, the geany cleans it for you, your soul is taken as payment

i wish i knew where my power cable was