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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They do, but inasmuch as I have no idea what you're talking about, and neither do the mysterious entities in charge of wishes, they perform nowhere but your bedroom during your hours of (attempting to) sleep.

    I wish for a flock of buzzards to spontaneously defecate in my front yard.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    ...and your vehicle's windows are open

    I wish for a new keyboard and mouse.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Here's your brand new keyboard and... mouse? Ok, don't worry, I can fix it. Oh wait, it bit your face. And you contracted AIDS. I don't know how, but you did. Sorry.


    I wish for that to be read in Wheatley's voice.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Wheatley is misunderstood as a little kids stuffed toy, one that has a very high-pitched squeaky voice.
    I wish for a new wired keyboard.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get electrocuted due to faulty wiring.
    I wish for it to not be so cold
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is now 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. I hope you weren't wishing for Celsius.

    I wish for a new flamethrower.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you have one new shiny flamethrower, it turns out it is a acme product that has been re-branded, we all know what happed when you tried to use it...

    i wish for tomorrow (jan 1st 2013) to repeat 7 times
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted...

    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013
    January 1st 2013

    This squirrel doesn't have the time to make up 7 new replies

    I wish I had the time to make up 7 new posts for pqwoerituytrueiwoq.
    I actually DO have a real life....
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    you had the time but didn't take it, now some of us are really disappointed in you but never say so ()

    I wish the oven here was nice and clean (without my required effort )
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, the geany cleans it for you, your soul is taken as payment

    i wish i knew where my power cable was
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