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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. In fact, I'm giving you free unlimited lunches by making you the newest member of my zombie army. Don't worry abut the quality, when you're zombie, brainz taste really good.

    I wish my company, Zombifier Inc., became profitable.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It does. However the currency is stale potato chips.

    I wish the cats would eat more grass.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    We use the cats as mini-cows; people get sick from eating them and their milk leads to birth defects.

    I wish everything were edible and had no side effects
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are soon eaten.


    I wish everybody a very Merry Christmas and a really safe and happy New Year
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You are now Santa Claus, and you must give gifts and well-wishes to each and everyone that has lived and will live on the face of the earth. The pay is low, and the job is horrible, but at least children everywhere will respect you.

    I wish people on the Internet would get along.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, everyone gets along on the Internet, enjoy WW III all the arguing had to go somewhere

    i wish i had a ban hammer that worked in reality
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are the first to go and never see it coming.

    I wish for no more migraines
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, i am immune to migraines

    i wish you were a psyduck (it is a pokemon that always has a headache)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    the geany fails to understand your wish, so you must wait for robsoles to restart your car

    i wish i could get my 1600 dpi mouse to move like a 800 dpi mouse (i am using sniping mode for normal usage)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    An incomprehesible series of events leads to a situation in which you become a psyduck with a stalled (flooded) car, I come along and just crank it without throttling anymore and it eventually starts. Feeling rather pleased with myself I have a fiddle with your mouse settings and after much ado about nothing really I announce that it is fixed and leave. About ten minutes later your mouse melts leaving a smouldering ruin on your desk, sorry about that


    I wish for a group of psyducks to form a rock band and top the charts for months with hit after hit about Dawn having a crush on Ash
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