The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, all weapons are destroyed as they are no longer needed, the earth is invaded by aliens, all humans are enslaved (just like happened on the Simpsons)

i wish the EB on supertuxkart (version 0.8) was not such a let down (too easy)

[robsoles]

The whole human race extinguishes itself in a spectacular event, the ensuing millennia of peace the animals and wildlife of the planet flourish in is a beautiful thing indeed. - think I mighta been ninja'd is my excuse

As an alternative to Zombifier's fine fix for that I offer that the genie makes it unplayably hard and it just frustrates you twice as much that way - at least while it was too easy you got to see how it finished


I wish I had been wearing peril sensitive sunglasses for my last wish

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

i think you corrupted the wrong wish

granted, they are radioactive

i wish the EB on supertuxkart (version 0.8) was not such a let down (too easy)

[zombifier25]

i think you corrupted the wrong wish

granted, they are radioactive

i wish the EB on supertuxkart (version 0.8) was not such a let down (too easy)

(LOL I agree with you! I thought it was going to be an epic showdown between good and evil, but what I get is him keep falling off the edges, and Fort Magma is one of the easier tracks in the game, so don't expect to have any epic battle in there. I hope they fix the AI, or simply make him much harder in the next version)

Granted. I'll show you it's not as easy as it looks... by making you the driver. Tip: humans do not survive lava, exploding cakes, hammer,... so you better not screw it up.

I wish my computer's specs doubles itself everyday.

[Metallion]

They do but given the nature of your wish, they soon reach the limit of today's technology. In order to keep doubling the specs, the circuit boards in your PC need to get a lot larger and eat a lot more power which they do and keep doing every day. After a few days, several nuclear power plants melt down because of your power usage. Also the climate adjusts itself in a desperate effort to keep your cpu cooled. The earth freezes solid and instantly melts again because of your CPU. All that's left is a little vapour in space and your rapidly expanding computer.

I wish the system requirements of all software halved each day instead, without decreasing the quality nor features of said software.

[rasmus91]

As windows (especially vista) suddenly starts running smoothly, reality crashes, as windows Vista not being insanely bloated, crashy and slow is just like dividing by zero.

I wish Neverwinter Nights 3 would be developed by BioWare (no, Nw online doesn't count) and it would be just as good as the first, also for DM'ing campaigns and creating worlds, and native for Linux.

[OSIsOpenSource]

As windows (especially vista) suddenly starts running smoothly, reality crashes, as windows Vista not being insanely bloated, crashy and slow is just like dividing by zero.

I wish Neverwinter Nights 3 would be developed by BioWare (no, Nw online doesn't count) and it would be just as good as the first, also for DM'ing campaigns and creating worlds, and native for Linux.

Granted, but you keep losing.
I wish the Nintendo 3DS had Ubuntu.

[catlover2]

Granted, but the only thing anyone can get it to do besides boot up is run a full-screen, absolutely perfect 3DS emulator.


I wish for someone to use common sense on the above to make it more awesome.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but they don't post so we know nothing and it appears lame to everyone else

i wish for a 3D desktop environment, not just 3D effects but one that utilizes a 3D screen

[robsoles]

You get it and it is so immersive that you totally lose track of everything and starve to death fiddling with your virtual world through its interface.


I wish for a nice lunch today.