Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
To find shoes that fit you that good, they will need to be made from you. The soles from your nickname are installed in the shoes. You are now just a generic rob. Your girlfriend no longer recognises you and leaves. Then you find a note around the house revealing that she's pregnant and you'll never see you kid.
Purely in the interest of science, I wish to fart into a particle accelerator and turn it on.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
The gas from your *ahem**cough* has started a black hole.
I wish I hadn't been inactive for so long
"Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※
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May the Ubuntu Be With You!
*snags trophy*
I wish everyone heeded the autocompletes on google, such as "why are women _____" and "why are men ______". There's truth in there.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted everyone says you are mean
i wish google gave more than 4 suggestions
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Spilled the Beans
WISH GRANTED! Google replaces your desktop environment and now returns 40,000,000 searches for internet and local searches you realize you will never find that config file and run off to be a hermit in the woods.
I wish my computer was a fast over clocked desktop that I could link to my brain. and maybe a case of yoohoo.
Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Granted. Unfortunately, one day you left your computer unattended and someone stole it, and used it to watch po[CENSORED] everyday. The images start to fill your brains, and you start to... you know what I mean.
But don't worry, it's fast enough to display a full 1080p video smoothly, so at least the experiences will be smooth.
I wish the guy watched MLP instead of po[CENSORED]
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
The guy does watch MLP. He gets really into it and just keeps searching for more... Then Rule 34 pops up. No exceptions.
I wish the Belgian comic "Suske & Wiske" was an exception.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Dark Roasted Ubuntu
It is 'exceptioned' out of existence, nice one.
I wish all knowledge was (really as supposed by many) freely available for anybody inclined to know it
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, you everyone knows the answer to everything they think of
you are told to just picture the audience naked, yuor mom is in the front row
i wish for this bug to get fixed
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Two more bugs are created in the process.
I wish for world peace
"Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※
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