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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2251
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    To find shoes that fit you that good, they will need to be made from you. The soles from your nickname are installed in the shoes. You are now just a generic rob. Your girlfriend no longer recognises you and leaves. Then you find a note around the house revealing that she's pregnant and you'll never see you kid.

    Purely in the interest of science, I wish to fart into a particle accelerator and turn it on.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The gas from your *ahem**cough* has started a black hole.

    I wish I hadn't been inactive for so long
    "Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    *snags trophy*

    I wish everyone heeded the autocompletes on google, such as "why are women _____" and "why are men ______". There's truth in there.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted everyone says you are mean
    i wish google gave more than 4 suggestions
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    WISH GRANTED! Google replaces your desktop environment and now returns 40,000,000 searches for internet and local searches you realize you will never find that config file and run off to be a hermit in the woods.

    I wish my computer was a fast over clocked desktop that I could link to my brain. and maybe a case of yoohoo.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Unfortunately, one day you left your computer unattended and someone stole it, and used it to watch po[CENSORED] everyday. The images start to fill your brains, and you start to... you know what I mean.
    But don't worry, it's fast enough to display a full 1080p video smoothly, so at least the experiences will be smooth.

    I wish the guy watched MLP instead of po[CENSORED]

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The guy does watch MLP. He gets really into it and just keeps searching for more... Then Rule 34 pops up. No exceptions.

    I wish the Belgian comic "Suske & Wiske" was an exception.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is 'exceptioned' out of existence, nice one.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you everyone knows the answer to everything they think of
    you are told to just picture the audience naked, yuor mom is in the front row

    i wish for this bug to get fixed
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Two more bugs are created in the process.
    I wish for world peace
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