Moms don't comprehend things. That just not how they work. In order to comprehend things your mom needs to cease being mom. You can guess what that means for your existence.
I wish moms could comprehend things while remaining moms.
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Moms don't comprehend things. That just not how they work. In order to comprehend things your mom needs to cease being mom. You can guess what that means for your existence.
I wish moms could comprehend things while remaining moms.
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Dark Roasted Ubuntu
Mothers now comprehend everything in a really comprehensive way () and yours is on the phone waiting to discuss a few of your cockups with you, enjoy that.
I wish I could have managed that without resorting to cockups
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You could have managed that without cockups. It's quite unfortunate that you didn't because now you've got a call from your own mom waiting.
I wish to never hear the words mom and cockup in the same sentence again.
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May the Ubuntu Be With You!
What a cockup. Your mom. <-- seperate sentences
I wish I was taller, wish I was a baller.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
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Granted... You're a 10-ft-10 freak of nature who can barely walk with 50-testicles between your legs.
I wish I hadn't spilled a half a can of Monster Energy Drink in my laptop this morning =(
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Granted. You did not, and your precious drink (and your laptop) was saved. You drink it, and immediately die from the poison. What you did not realize was that your drink was drugged, and your laptop sacrificed itself to save your life.
(also, sorry for your loss.)
I wish getdeb was fixed so that I could install SuperTuxKart 0.8.
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Getdeb is fixed with the following html
I wish I had an arrow costume and a giant bow installed on the customer's rooftop so it could shoot me to my home.Code:<html> <title>trololol</title> <body> <marquee><blink><h1>COMPILE IT YOURSELF</h1></blink></marquee> </body> </html>
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Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, you get a broken leg
i wish getdeb's server had power and replacement hardware
BTW:
Alt+F2 enter supertuxkart and click runCode:cd /tmp;wget http://voxel.dl.sourceforge.net/project/supertuxkart/SuperTuxKart/0.8/supertuxkart-0.8-lin-amd64.tar.bz2 ;sudo mkdir /usr/local/supertuxkart/;cd /usr/local/supertuxkart/;tar jxf /tmp/supertuxkart-0.8-lin-amd64.tar.bz2;sudo ln -s /usr/local/supertuxkart/supertuxkart /usr/local/bin/supertuxkart;
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
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It has power and a million replacement servers slurping up energy, speeding up global warming, turning the earth in a ball of fire with a huge Mario statue next to it to make it look like Mario is shooting the earth-fire-ball. All to keep that blinking "compile it yourself" message up.
I wish pride tasted good so more people would swallow it.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
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Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Dark Roasted Ubuntu
Pride tastes so darn good everything gets just that degree or two weirder when someone discovers how to swallow someone else's pride and starts selling the secret. It gets so bad you can't go twenty feet in public without somebody tryna get a taste of your pride - oh yuck!
I wish for new shoes (which fit and feel good and will last the distance) without the rigmarole of having to go looking for them and try pairs and so on and so forth.
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