Page 224 of 274 FirstFirst ... 124174214222223224225226234 ... LastLast
Results 2,231 to 2,240 of 2738

Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2231
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Beans
    178

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Everybody at your new job gets the best of luck. You however, are sacked the next day. The luck remains at your new old job and you're left with nothing.

    I wish Mt. Fuji would erupt but spew chocolate sauce instead of lava.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

  2. #2232
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    United States
    Beans
    105
    Distro
    Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You didn't make a wish, so the genie wasn't very happy. D:



    I wish I could make flatulence that powerful on demand.

  3. #2233
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Somewhere...
    Beans
    1,543
    Distro
    Ubuntu 13.10 Saucy Salamander

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by johnluke728 View Post
    You didn't make a wish, so the genie wasn't very happy. D:



    I wish I could make flatulence that powerful on demand.
    He made a wish. Because you did not grant his, you're directly in violation of rule 212421, section ávsđ), subsection -56, subsubsection 12-2i of the genie rule book. The sentence?

    Your flatulence will explode just like that, along with the inside of your body.


    I wish Stephen Hawking discovered the Theory of Everything.

  4. #2234
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    A really tall tree.
    Beans
    165
    Distro
    Ubuntu

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted... Hawking is about to reveal the theory of everything, but his text to speech thing has downloaded a virus and now the world thinks that the theory to everything is "Click HERE for your free trial to talk with the hottest muscle boys on the web"

    I wish I didn't have to brew a fresh pot of coffee.

  5. #2235
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1
    Beans
    4,311
    Distro
    Xubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you get to drink a diet soda instead

    i wish firefox had that speech to text converter for searching like chromium does for searching
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

  6. #2236
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Location: Location:
    Beans
    1,246
    Distro
    Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    "What use is a speech to text plugin for Firefox if you are unable to speak?"

    I wish for a corrupted wish.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"

  7. #2237
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    United States
    Beans
    105
    Distro
    Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, now any word that is either too complex, or riddled with too many typos, for it to properly pronounce translates into off-color humor.

    EDIT : Well dang-it, I just got ninja'd. XD

    I wish I had a rouge planet between galaxies, where there are no stars in sight; only darkness. The moon can only be seen when it eclipses galaxies in the sky, and there are thermal vents for vegetation to thrive on.

    I can only imagine how badly this will go. > : D

  8. #2238
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1
    Beans
    4,311
    Distro
    Xubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, the scenery is beautiful and there are very attractive aliens there, who do not wear clothes, the atmosphere is toxic to humans, takes about 30min to die from the toxins

    i wish for a イーブイ
    Last edited by pqwoerituytrueiwoq; December 11th, 2012 at 06:46 PM.
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

  9. #2239
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Location: Location:
    Beans
    1,246
    Distro
    Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, the scenery is beautiful and there are very attractive aliens there, who do not wear clothes, the atmosphere is toxic to humans, takes about 30min to die from the toxins"
    - that sounds like a do-able outcome lol

    You get a Snorlax instead.

    I wish my Raspberry Pi's RTC would hurry up and arrive in the mail.
    clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"

  10. #2240
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1
    Beans
    4,311
    Distro
    Xubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, it arrives and assembly is required, solder not included
    your soldering iron(s) is broken BTW, so now you have to order one
    if you did not realize it you have to put the capacitors and such onto the pcb of the mobo your self

    i wish my mom could comprehend the principle behind things
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

Page 224 of 274 FirstFirst ... 124174214222223224225226234 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •