The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, weed killer has been sprayed on the root of all evil

i wish word did it self

edit:
i meant to type work, and i never use ms office

[johnluke728]

Granted, Microsoft Word just grew a mind of its own, uninstalled your MS Office suite, and is making your desktop machine crawl across the floor by its keyboard and mouse, looking for its next victim.

I wish ponies like this weren't so difficult to resist.

Not only is she real but she wants to be your girlfriend, undoubtedly the unspoken part of your wish. She is gonna rock your world hard and the other boys who want her are going to rock it even harder

I can assure you I wasn't implying that in the slightest, or at least directly. > : D But yeah, it'd suck to me if I got that lucky. XD

[Metallion]

Zombifier25 zombifies all ponies. They eat your brain.

I wish China was a giant cookie.

[johnluke728]

Granted, now everyone else in the world is digging themselves to China so they can taste its gooey chocolateyness, which fragments the earth into several pieces as they float away. Some parts get closer to the sun and are scorched, while others freeze in orbit around Jupiter, causing severe mutations in wildlife from the gas giant's radiation belt.

It would be rather difficult, if not impossible for this to actually happen, (the earth's gravitational forces keep it all together too tightly to be so easily blown up.) but when you make such an impossible wish to a Genie in the first place, who knows what will happen.

I wish I had a floating house in the sky.

[mythic97]

I wish I had a floating house in the sky.

You forget to pay the gas bill and freeze to death and fall out of the sky due to a hole in your balloon and die

I wish for nothing

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you have nothing, not even ground to stand on or air to breathe

i wish my work did itself, and all shipping was free for items under 1lb

[|{urse]

You find out that your actual occupation was a self-asassinating double spy, congrats on a job well done! Sadly the cost of shipping no longer matters.

I wish someone would fix moonlight so I can watch Netflix without rebooting or launching a VM.

[Metallion]

Somebody fixes Moonlight but doesn't open the code, effectively violating the GPL license. Installing that version of Moonlight is punishable by standing under johnluke728's floating house as it falls from the sky.

I wish I could turn on Carmageddon's pinball mode in real life.

[robsoles]

You learn how to turn Carmageddon's pinball mode on in real life and just like everybody else who ever discovered this secret you know why not to and how quickly it will (extremely likely) kill you first (in a bloody and horrible, excruciatingly painful, way) if you ever do turn it on. Enjoy your new knowledge.


I wish Carmageddon's pinball mode in real life would be as harmless as pinball usually is

[SFBrother]

Granted. But you will never win the game of pinball.

I wish good luck at the new job I got.