The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

He does, it is a knuckle sandwich. I hope you were wearing your mouth gaurd


I wish every one a safe and happy ________________

[Metallion]

We all take a very safe and happy dive off of that springboard and land nicely in your pool. No more room for you in there.

I wish I could throw an unintentional pool part as nice as robsoles'.

[Nightcreeper]

You finally threw that nice of a pool party, but, robsoles got the credit for it, cause it was too nice to be yours.

I wish I had more answers than questions.

[LillyDragon]

Granted, now some aliens from several star systems away just dropped by to ask you the question of the meaning of life, and the answer defintely wasn't 42, so they died from being completely unable to comprehend it. We're in an interstellar war with the Phor now over some exploded brains you caused with your mind's impossible knowledge ratio of answers over questions, thanks a lot. XD

I wish Robsoles would corrupt my next wish.

[Metallion]

I do but then I suddenly unzip my skin and ... *gasp* ... robsoles was Metallion all along!

I wish the Mayans were luchadors.

[pricetech]

They are, but since I don't know what that is, and I'm too lazy to look it up, it doesn't really matter.

I wish meaningless things would suddenly mean something.

[Metallion]

They do. The whole world now focusses so much on former meaningless things that we forget all about the important stuff.

I wish Rey Mysterio would explain pricetech what a luchador is in some way involving his anvil.

[robsoles]

You try to arrange same and Rey attacks pricey for some unknown (and unknowable) reason - pricey beats Rey so easily and so publicly that Rey's career is ruined.


I wish that I could be sure of catching johnluke728's next wish in time

[zombifier25]

then I suddenly unzip my skin and ... *gasp* ... johnluke728 was Zombifier25 all along!

I wish I knew where the other 24 zombifiers are. They went on this forum to plan an invasion but disappeared.

[LillyDragon]

Granted, turns out they hobbled in the wrong direction and invaded the Redhat forums instead. =P YUM just took on a whole new meaning!

I wish I was king of the Tensies.









(If anybody gets the Rayman reference. XD )