Lmfao!!!
Granny is coming over for dinner but there's no cure for THAT kind of heartburn!
I wish for a box of donuts.
Lmfao!!!
Granny is coming over for dinner but there's no cure for THAT kind of heartburn!
I wish for a box of donuts.
Granted. Here's a box of the best, most delicious donuts known to mankind.
*before you can have a single bite, a pack of policemen arrives, demanding you to surrender the box. You have no choice but to comply.
I wish for BRAINZ
You get brainz but the way you start eating them makes it quite apparent that you've accidentally zombified yourself and somebody hacks your head off.
I wish I was wealthier.
You inherit $2,000,000, but after you inherit it you find out the $2,000,000 was actually stolen from the bank, so you get arrested for having the stolen money.
I wish for the universe to segfault, causing it to crash.
Thomas
LP: ~teward
Granted. The universe terminates. Then God (or Linus Torvalds) opens the source code, and finds the bug - you. He deletes you out of existence, uploads it to git, recompiles it and relaunchs the universe.
I wish for a computer to be implanted into my brain.
granted, insufficient cooling kills you, you also experienced many BSODs
i wish i was not tired
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Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
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The wish fairy could have taught you techniques for envigorating yourself without even using coffee or drugs but it was easier to kill you so....
I wish forumites would stop dropping like flies around here
Granted. They now drop more like road apples.
I wish they'd just put in the dad gum ticket and be done with it.
They put the dad gum ticket - whatever that may be - in a black hole and are done with it. Then they ring your doorbell and run away.
I wish to induce a fight between Solid Snake and James Bond.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Solid Snake and James Bond fight to be the first to fight you.
I wish for Heavy Weapons Guy to give me a sandwich.
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