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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You're now a spelling commie instead.

    I wish for OVER 9000 BEANS!!!

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get them and are forced to become ruler of the forums. Then everyone leaves.

    I wish the right part of my headphones didn't rattle from heavy bass.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I take your headphones and throw it in that lava pool over there. That'll be 5 million bucks and a sandwich from Subway.

    I wish Subway showed some form of appreciation for their mention in this post.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They give you a lifetime supply of subway sandwiches. Five years later, you die of massive heart failure.

    I wish I bought shredded cheese for the mac and cheese I'm cooking right now instead of sliced cheese. I didn't notice the pieces of paper in between the slices when I bought them and just spent several minutes separating them from the cheese.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, every shredded piece has a plastic wrapper

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    That's a nice molten processor you have lying stably on your desk there.

    I wish pigs flew and birds were truck drivers.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    please explain how a under-volted chip melts

    granted pigs now pilot fighter jets and hunt birds who drive trucks transporting pigs to slotter houses

    i wish, you would highlight this text
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by pqwoerituytrueiwoq View Post
    please explain how a under-volted chip melts
    You don't want to know. Trust me.

    I am not wearing my glasses right now, so I can't see what you're wishing for. Get out of here, you're wasting my time.
    *you're now transformed into a little piggy. So cute, yet so... delicious.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They merge and collapse under the strain of the thousands (and thousands) of hours productivity lost over this.


    I wish zombifier had highlighted the white text in the previous poster's wish.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He had highlighted the text but instead of a trollface, he found an inexplicably molten under-volted chip. This caused our dimension's probability drive to go haywire and you are sucked into the endless void of improbability.

    I wish I was the big bad wolf.
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