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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Wish granted, now you age 200% faster and hit your hundreds before 2050. =P

    I wish I had a flying land shark.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - jet engines, parachutes and emergency life vests sold separately.

    I wish for a new laptop with a normal keyboard, instead of the stupid "chicklet" style, sh!tty "button" keys.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, you get my old cq60-215dx (4gb ram;blank 320gb hdd), nice keyboard, but cpu sucks and it get really hot

    i wish some more beans
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your house is turned into a giant coffee grinder. Godzilla and King Kong take turns grinding their coffee there in the morning, leaving giant footprints on your lawn.

    I wish I was playing my 3DS right now.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - Low battery!

    I wish for a carrot.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game



    I'm going home for today and wish you all a good night.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Metallion View Post
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    I'm going home for today and wish you all a good night.
    No wish to corrupt! Instead of going home today, you get forced into servitude in the military to fight the ending of all things. Unfortunately you're not given any equipment so you die.

    Congrats.


    I want this statement to be falsified without causing a paradox.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted the definition of paradox is changed to accommodate this

    i wish cooking did not take so long
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    Moose is offline Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, 2 minute noodles only take 30 Seconds to cook. Unfortunately you go mad with cooking noodles and blow up your kitchen.

    I wish Bill Gates gets hit with a dodgeball.

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    pricetech is offline May the Ubuntu Be With You!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Bill Gates gets hit with a Dodge instead, right in the balls.

    Ouch.

    I wish the battery backup I have to carry downstairs would walk down there by itself.

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