Fiber-optic prices have just changed due to economical crisis, the lowest price of a fiber-optic connection is 1000$/month in your area.
I wish I had a better computer than my Netbook.
Fiber-optic prices have just changed due to economical crisis, the lowest price of a fiber-optic connection is 1000$/month in your area.
I wish I had a better computer than my Netbook.
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
The coin lands like so:
You are thrown into an alternating universe which changes every half second, alternating between world peace and the Apocalypse. Enjoy.
I wish I'd realized before now that Lord of Time gets his awesome superpowers from obscure (to me) Dr. Who references.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
wish granted! You are taken one month into the past and know everything that will happen up to this point, but you have just been in a car crash and no longer remember who you are.
I wish I a mainfare in my room with a four 10ggb connections.
Granted: you now I a mainfare in my room with a four 10ggb connections. Since it's in my room, you can't use it.
I wish for an RT-N16.
AMD Athlon II x4 640 - ASUS M4A88T-V EVO/USB3 - 12GB RAM - XFX ATI Radeon HD 5670 1GB w/21.5" Monitor - Assorted HDDs - Mushkin Enhanced Chronos 120Gb SSD - [ArchLinux - Windows 7 - Mac OS X 10.6.8]
If all else fails, read the instructions.
Granted! I give you my RT-N16 wireless router, for free! There's no need to give me your soul or anything. No catch whatsoever...
...except that just before giving you the new router, I downloaded... stuffs, and the FBI, who had bugged the router on suspicion of necromancy, soon appears and takes you away screaming.
I wish Qt used STL containers.
Granted, but the STL containers were re-designed and Qt isn't accessible to anyone past Jaunty Jackalope.
(by the way, I have no clue what Qt and STL are, and I'm too lazy to google it)
I wish for an endless supply of cold Monster Energy Drinks.
A truck turns up at your door and drops off your first pallet. The way the driver chuckled and snickered at you was so disturbing you daren't drink any, never mind - 3 pallets like this a year till you die, maybe the drivers will eventually let you in on the joke?
I wish I could tell you all the secrets I keep for others
You tell everyone's secrets to S2UIRR3L. As a result, no one trusts you any longer. You move to an obscure cabin in the Himalayas and live out the rest of your life as a hermit.
I wish I could sleep at 200% efficiency.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
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