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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Fiber-optic prices have just changed due to economical crisis, the lowest price of a fiber-optic connection is 1000$/month in your area.

    I wish I had a better computer than my Netbook.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by UAdnan View Post
    Fiber-optic prices have just changed due to economical crisis, the lowest price of a fiber-optic connection is 1000$/month in your area.

    I wish I had a better computer than my Netbook.
    Your better computer is a six-year-old Desktop.

    I wish I had the ability to read people's minds.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Time View Post
    Your better computer is a six-year-old Desktop.

    I wish I had the ability to read people's minds.
    granted, however your thoughts are stuck in broadcast mode, this results in a massive feedback effect

    i wish for... idk, time for coin toss, heads=world peace; tales=apocalypse
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The coin lands like so:

    You are thrown into an alternating universe which changes every half second, alternating between world peace and the Apocalypse. Enjoy.

    I wish I'd realized before now that Lord of Time gets his awesome superpowers from obscure (to me) Dr. Who references.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    wish granted! You are taken one month into the past and know everything that will happen up to this point, but you have just been in a car crash and no longer remember who you are.

    I wish I a mainfare in my room with a four 10ggb connections.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted: you now I a mainfare in my room with a four 10ggb connections. Since it's in my room, you can't use it.

    I wish for an RT-N16.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! I give you my RT-N16 wireless router, for free! There's no need to give me your soul or anything. No catch whatsoever...

    ...except that just before giving you the new router, I downloaded... stuffs, and the FBI, who had bugged the router on suspicion of necromancy, soon appears and takes you away screaming.

    I wish Qt used STL containers.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but the STL containers were re-designed and Qt isn't accessible to anyone past Jaunty Jackalope.

    (by the way, I have no clue what Qt and STL are, and I'm too lazy to google it)

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    A truck turns up at your door and drops off your first pallet. The way the driver chuckled and snickered at you was so disturbing you daren't drink any, never mind - 3 pallets like this a year till you die, maybe the drivers will eventually let you in on the joke?


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You tell everyone's secrets to S2UIRR3L. As a result, no one trusts you any longer. You move to an obscure cabin in the Himalayas and live out the rest of your life as a hermit.

    I wish I could sleep at 200% efficiency.
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