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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They did. However, the turtles were giant snapping turtles who autograph your butt with their teeth. Enjoy showing that one off to your friends.

    I wish all turtles were giant snapping turtles.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    All turtles are now giant snapping turtles, including the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who have lost their sentience and will never appear again.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Whoops. He got to it first.



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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your cat was named Brunelleschi. Unfortunately, Zorgoth confused that with "bruschetta" and ate your cat for supper.

    I wish for some of Grandma's homemade biscuits.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, they molded during shipping

    i wish for this wish to not be corrupted without braking the universe while also winning that contest i entered
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted: the universe doesn't slow down the slightest bit. Some issue with the contest sweepstakes involving red spiders completely breaks the universe in the mean time.

    I wish for the Lord of Time to brake the universe!
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by catlover2 View Post
    Granted: the universe doesn't slow down the slightest bit. Some issue with the contest sweepstakes involving red spiders completely breaks the universe in the mean time.

    I wish for the Lord of Time to brake the universe!
    lol red spiders

    Granted. He completely brakes the universe. Because it no longer expands, the gravitational pull then collapses it, creating the Big Crunch which would end your entire existence. Don't worry, if you sell me your soul you can get away with it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Gtkmm now has the exact same functionality as ls en its documentation refers to the ls documentation.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Now half of your office are Super Salvadors. Let's see how long you can survive (hint: not very long).
    (for those who don't know who Super Salvadors are, let this poster educate you:



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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    His weapons are now clones of catlover2's cat complete with solid Metallion certified© solid adamantium claws. Also he got bored of our office and went to your home.

    I wish to organize a no holds barred fight between the original Super Salvador and Leatherface.
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