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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The file-roller project documentation is changed so that the "extract here" entry in the context menu should "do absolutely freaking nothing". Works exactly as it should now.

    I wish to beat Jack Nicholson at a poker game.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. I brought some random Jack Nicholson from... somewhere (hey, you did not specify WHICH Jack Nicholson) You won, but then realized that you just won a poker match against nobody.
    Then he murdered you.
    Then your family was shamed forever and refused to acknowledge that you were their son.
    Then, err, the world explodes. Sorry, I ran out of ideas.

    I wish I was a master manga/anime artist.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, your skill level for manga/anime artist is now master, unfortunately nobody knows your name so it takes a while to get things going, also every time you try to use drm your work becomes damaged and is horrible and no-one watches it, your fans work you to death cause they want more and more
    your wish is not corrupted cause i want more anime to watch

    i wish you immortal so you can't die from being overworked
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Can you die from excessive cat scratches?


    I wish for the ability to repair anything. I also wish for that wish to be corrupted.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Unfortunately, the anything that you can repair is "to my bed". Your second wish is corrupted.

    I wish for a good supreme pizza.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a good supreme pizza. It's so good, in fact, that you become addicted and can't stop eating pizza. You eat and eat and eat some more until the world's pizza supply is vanquished and you now fill your own house. Thus no one can get in to bring you food. Enjoy just sitting there until...

    I wish pqwoerituytrueiwoq had given me an fx-4100. (A properly working model, that is. )
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, 1 OEM fx-4100 has been granted, also 100 USD disappeared from your bank account

    also i am not the immortal one i was wishing zombifier25 immortal

    i wish for a 175 usd newegg gift card so i can update that old dell to a trinity apu (cover board, ram, apu, and a quality psu)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is delivered to you by an elephant that walks straight through your wall.

    I wish for a bag of gangnam grenades. They're a type of grenade whose explosion doesn't hurt people but rather makes them energetically dance Gangnam Style while the music starts playing out of nowhere.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, but it is impossible to get out or range before it blows

    gift cards are done by email...

    i wish for more user activity on these forums
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - A hoard of trolls have all joined the site and will start posting spam and advertising after every reply on every thread

    I wish for great weather during my vacation to New York next month.

    CLICK HERE for your chance to win a new
    iPad 4, a $10-thousand dollar gift card to
    Walmart, a vacation for you and 3 of your
    friends to Hawaii and a box of puppies!!!

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