The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

Final/ultimate solution applied for you alone, RIP.


I wish for mediocrity ()

[catlover2]

You get a very mediocre corruption for your wish.


I wish for TPBM to not not corrupt this wish.

[pydsigner]

Granted. Thus the corruption (of the thread).

I wish for the ability to live on four hours of sleep.

[powerpleb]

You healthily live on four hours of sleep a day, but it takes place involuntarily throughout the day in random 10 minute chunks you have no control over.

I wish I could kill the thread killer thread.

[Joebewan]

You do, and you're charged with first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison with only an abacus with which to get your "technology fix".

I wish for a bowl of rhinoceros chow, with a cherry on top.

[pydsigner]

Granted. You are chomped down by an incredibly hungry rhino.

I wish for someone to post o my game thread

[robsoles]

granted: In years to come, most likely after you are long gone, people will post in it.


I wish it was Friday already.

[pricetech]

It's Friday already, in an alternate universe where only you and spammers exist. You have no filters and your email client is embedded in your brain and always on.

I wish for a fifty pound bag of cement.

[pydsigner]

It fell like a raindrop from above -- and landed firmly on your head. Know of a good surgeon-chiropractor team?

I wish for uncorrupting success.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted... Everything that was corrupted (including the virus that was corrupted on your smart phone) is now working successfully great!

I wish to be the first on page 200 of this thread