The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you are a cat

i wish i was you (and there in lies the corruption)

[Metallion]

You are now Sissy13 and therefore you are a cat and a teacher. That fat kid on the first row of your classroom seems to have that "I'm about to do some serious tail pulling" look on his face.

I wish everybody was ten years old.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, everyone age becomes fixed at 10 years old, humans go extent as they can no longer reproduce

i wish that fat child knew how sharp my razor blades claws are and i know how to inflict the maximum amount of pain with them

[pydsigner]

Granted. Next week he'll show up to class with a smuggled bazooka.

I wish that devel files were not required to build packages

[zombifier25]

Granted! gcc, make, etc. now comes with EVERY devel files available on the universe. Every updates becomes a nightmare as you download the amount of files equivalent to the amount of information the universe holds.

I wish Age of Empires III worked in Wine latest version without any special modifications.

[pydsigner]

Granted, there is no such thing as a "special modification" in WINE, because every program requires 300 MB of 500KB add-ons, patches, and tweaks. Did I mention that they are all written in different languages?

I wish that I had 50 beans.

[robsoles]

you go on a posting spree in the actual help sections of the site and soon you have 50 beans! All this activity draws the attention of some particularly aggressive moderators and after much contemplation of your new posts they decide that the majority of your posts were just bean grabbing, when they are finished cleaning your beans you have only 3 left - pity, I would be interested to see what sort of avatar a pie designer would use

I wish spammers didn't necessitate anything that bugs genuine peeps.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, genuine peeps have been cleaned from the universe

i wish my script worked on DRMed flash videos (and in google chrome)

[powerpleb]

It works on DRMed videos, but then the feds find out and decide to make an example of you. Soon you are in prison.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, RIP (you lost to the sickness)

*argues i only played it outside of flash to save electricity, never downloaded it, well technically flash downloaded it to RAM*

i wish for the solution to everything