Page 197 of 274 FirstFirst ... 97147187195196197198199207247 ... LastLast
Results 1,961 to 1,970 of 2736

Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1961
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Beans
    178

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Work does itself for you and work is also paid your salary. You are officially sacked without the best wishes in your future endeavors.

    I wish that whenever somebody sneezed, they would turn into a bunnyrabbit for ten seconds.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

  2. #1962
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Beans
    202
    Distro
    Xubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but there's a bug in the program. Someone missed a units conversion. You sneeze, and become a bunny rabbit for 10,000 years.

    I wish new Looney Tunes cartoons were still being made (in the old-school style, and no, "The Looney Tunes Show" doesn't count.)
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

  3. #1963
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Somewhere...
    Beans
    1,543
    Distro
    Ubuntu 13.10 Saucy Salamander

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Since I want to avoid any necromancy-related troubles I'll just kill you and have you reborn in the 30s, away from all of this modern life.

    I wish Rhythmbox was integrated with MPD.

  4. #1964
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    opposing reality (VIC AU)
    Beans
    Hidden!
    Distro
    Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Well, we assume nobody else wants that feature so the only copy of Rhythmbox in the world to be given a multiple personality disorder is yours. Your copy of rythmbox now thinks it is several other programs all rolled into one and has registered itself appropriately - it will now be offered to edit text files, open digital (pics) media and as a dialer if you connect an old modem. Nice.


    I wish zombifier25's wish was as clear as http://mpd.wikia.com/wiki/What_MPD_Is_and_Is_Not
    NEED HELP? | [SOLVED] | MS hide
    A little nonsense now and then...
    .
    I don't play Duke Nukem Forever so much, anymore. I am robsoles everywhere I go.

  5. #1965
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1
    Beans
    4,101
    Distro
    Xubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, zombifier25 is now invisible and makes every girl you try to go out with beat the crap out of you cause she thinks you touched her inappropriately, you have no idea why this is happening

    i wish the house would vacuum itself without disturbing the cats
    FYI house is not a database so you can't say sqlite3 house "VACUUM;" mainly cause i already pointed it out so corrupting with that would not be original
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

  6. #1966
    pricetech is offline May the Ubuntu Be With You!
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Beans
    1,657

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. The house now vacuums itself without disturbing the cats. The neighbors, however, are highly disturbed by your self vacuuming house, along with pretty much everyone in town. You are apprehended by the local authorities and burned at the stake for witchcraft and your house is blown up by an air strike.

    The cats did escape, however, and have been adopted by someone who loves animals, especially cats, and spoils them rotten.

    I wish I could find a home for my pet protoplasm. He eats too much.

  7. #1967
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Beans
    5

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Someone takes care of him, and you pay up $100,000 for this service every year.

    I wish that I had a real sword.

  8. #1968
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    opposing reality (VIC AU)
    Beans
    Hidden!
    Distro
    Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a real sword. A real ninja turns up and runs you through on his sword because of the way you were brandishing your sword. Maybe you should have asked for pie?


    I wish I had pie now
    NEED HELP? | [SOLVED] | MS hide
    A little nonsense now and then...
    .
    I don't play Duke Nukem Forever so much, anymore. I am robsoles everywhere I go.

  9. #1969
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Beans
    178

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game



    I wish for a French speaking dinoaur.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

  10. #1970
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Beans
    202
    Distro
    Xubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a dinoaur. Specifically, that's the association of university radiologists who also happen to be carnivorous dinosaurs. Over 1,000 members, all extremely hungry, and they're headed to your house. But, they can speak French. The last thing you hear is a chorus of "Bon Appetit!"

    I wish to be a cat.
    int main() {
    insert_clever_signature();
    return 0;
    }

Page 197 of 274 FirstFirst ... 97147187195196197198199207247 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •