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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Sissy13 View Post
    You make sense of an obscure, high-level nonlinear physics equation which has no practical application whatsoever. No one else in the world cares about this particular equation. You quit your job and spend the rest of your days as a hermit in the Swiss Alps learning every detail that you can about the equation and its solutions. Your days, however, are short, as you die of starvation because you forgot to eat.

    I wish my phone's battery didn't have to be recharged every night.
    Off Topic: This may be possible within the next few years. Mobile service providers may "beam" charge through the airways and into your phone's battery as you use it.
    Which is more important in obtaining the truth, "what" or "why"? Trick question. They are of equal importance.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    *is thinking that I phrased that wish incorrectly*

    Somebody feeds YOU to Alice Cooper's Frankenstein.

    I wish there were a law of nature which prevented bugs (anything whose species typically has more than 4 legs) from entering human habitations.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted and as free bonus you grow 3 more legs, now have fun

    i wish, everything worked the 1st try (like NES games)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, especially the things you mutter under your breath when you are angry. Anvils anyone ?? Pianos on the head ?? Sharks in the toilet ?? Man, you have a vivid imagination when you're angry.

    I wish for a chainsaw with which to trim my toenails.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by pricetech View Post
    I wish for a chainsaw with which to trim my toenails.
    You get your chainsaw but it uses TECO for its interface and takes out your legs instead.

    I wish for peace on Planet Ubuntu.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted: World War III has just broken out on Earth.

    [offtopic]
    Quote Originally Posted by ki4jgt
    Off Topic: This may be possible within the next few years. Mobile service providers may "beam" charge through the airways and into your phone's battery as you use it. [citation needed]
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    I wish the above quote didn't need so many brackets.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. BBCode is changed to require using exactly 1920 asterisks to replace brackets. Have fun typing your fingers off.

    I wish that there was a constellation spelling "Linux" so that we'd have free advertising.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. There is a constellation spelling "Linux". Right next to that is a constellation spelling "is inferior to Windows in every respect."

    I wish I could fly.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! But, since so many people have wished for this I ran out of flying material. Don't worry, I'll strap you in front of a plane so that you know what it feels like to fly.
    (PS: I promise the flight you're taking is NOT Oceanic Airlines 815.
    PSS: I lied.)

    I wish that the events in Once Upon a Time was real, and I was Robin Hood.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Enjoy being bled to death.

    I wish that Linux was just a wee bit easier to use.

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