Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
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Granted. You took a sip, and then the level of caffeine (and awesomeness) was too much for you to take and your brain exploded. I should have told you the only person to have tasted it AND got away alive was Samuel L. Jackson.
I wish for the ultimate Conky config.
First Cup of Ubuntu
Granted. Now you need about 16 more gigs of RAM.
I wish for a OS Update that doesn't mess anything up.
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. All of your computer's bits are set to "0". Now your system is by definition as "un-messed-up" as it can possibly get (lowest entropy state). Never mind that the update wiped your HD, BIOS, etc.... they were too messy anyhow.
I wish base-n number systems (where n != 10: binary, hex, etc.) were taught as standard curriculum to schoolchildren.
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First Cup of Ubuntu
Granted. Now you need to learn base 1690 -- and fast. All the books in existence are being rewritten to match the new standard.
I wish I had a time machine.
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, warning good for only 1 jump, you soon realizes why dad's old pictures look like you, gl preserving your own existance
i wish for another M to M 3.5m audio cable
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted - it's bright florescent rainbow color and only works with Apple 1st gen iPods.
I wish that the 2.2 Froyo Android phone will be a good learning experience for me.
Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
It's a good learning experience; you learn to avoid it, and all other smart phones, like the plague.
I wish the person below me to be turned into a pigeon.
First Cup of Ubuntu
Granted. Now everything you speak in secret is noised abroad by a Hyper-intelligent pigeon.
I wish for a cheap, 512GB SSD.
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. You get a 512 GB SSD for US $1.
Did I mention that the SSD was sitting on the side of the hill right before you nuked it? So it's not all that useful in a PC now, but it will make a nice desk lamp. If you don't mind the radiation poisoning.
I wish the outdoor temp was about 68F year-round.
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Dark Roasted Ubuntu
Granted, temperature assigned in your region. All life in your region slowly dies off because the constant temperature is only brought about by constant light and constant lack of wind or rain - you need to move now or die soon.
I wish everybody in the world the very best
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