granted, you get to sleep during lectures
i wish this wish void
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, you get to sleep during lectures
i wish this wish void
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Dark Roasted Ubuntu
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
I code a set of event handlers for you that will actively reason with you over every event you want them to handle. Also I charge you 40 000 yen per day for the work. Since I'm essentially a professional developer, I think that's reasonable.
I wish to put a giant cork in Mt. Fuji's crater.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted... Someone throws a bunch of seeds into the mouth of the volcano and a forest of cork trees soon starts growing, only to be set a blaze with a small eruption.
I wish I knew how to use one of my computers to record Survivor Philippines so I can watch it when I get home from work, instead of using my really old VCR.
Dipped in Ubuntu
Your computer will now record, but it requires a password that is unknown to you to let you watch it.
I wish i was the one to invent AI, friendly AI, not like in almost all movies.
"We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." -Linus Thorvalds
"I our department, we can do anything! ... There's a timeframe? in that case, nevermind my previous statement." - My Colleague
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
First of all let me tell how happy we at Metallion Fairy Godmother Inc. are that you came to us with your wish. Here's what we're going to do. First we'll make an appointment with our business partner, Lord of Time. We'll use his tardis to go back to 2006 when I was in AI class at uni making a vaccuum cleaner that cleans a grid based room. We'll let you invent away at that while Metallion from the past goes and drink a beer. That'll be 5 golden ingots and your first born please.
I wish I wasn't feeling so bad about taking away that first born from its loving parents now.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Iced Blended Vanilla Crème Ubuntu
Granted. Your face is now all over the national news as a notorious baby killer and a prize of 10000$ is promised to whoever managed to capture you, dead or zombified.
I wish Rumpelstiltskin's real name was John.
First Cup of Ubuntu
Granted. Now your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
Frothy Coffee!
You forgot to post a wish. In my attempt to corrupt your non-wish, I create a black hole over your location. Nice knowing ya.
I wish there were a 6-day weekend a few times per year.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
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Granted - you lose your job and have as much time as you want/need.
I wish for the ultimate cup of coffee!
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