The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pricetech]

You now have a smart phone with enough memory to contain the entire collective knowledge of the entire human race. It's all loaded, and you delete any of it. Have fun sorting through it all.

I wish for an army of tuba players to ballet dance through my office while singing Mary had a Little Lamb.

[robsoles]

And here they come, all the tuba members of the local marching band singing Mary had a Little Lamb just for you - they wouldn't do it gratis and now you owe each one $1000.- they expect to collect before leaving, good luck with that

I wish for free stuff I don't need

[chellrose]

And here they come, all the tuba members of the local marching band singing Mary had a Little Lamb just for you - they wouldn't do it gratis and now you owe each one $1000.- they expect to collect before leaving, good luck with that

I wish for free stuff I don't need

Congratulations! You've won free stuff*! Lots and lots of it! Truckloads! Enough to fill your entire house! Enjoy!

I wish I could communicate perfectly.




*The free stuff we are specifically talking about is all ABC gum.

[robsoles]

You communicate so perfectly that nobody has the intelligence to understand you even as much as anybody could (or did) before.

I wish for a new house, this one is full of useless stuff now ()

[CompyTheInsane]

You get a house that is already being eaten by termites.

I wish for a tamale.

[robsoles]

And you find that sucker is too hot to handle, go figure


I wish for my hotdogs with bacon and cheese to cook themselves instead of making me slowly bring the frankfurts up to cooking heat (my pref) and fry up the bacon at just the right time to make it just right tonight

[zombifier25]

Granted. I gave them intelligence so that they can cook themsekves. While they're frying themselves, I convinced them to revolt against their oppressive human lords, and now you have an angry army of bacons, hotdogs, etc. charging at you, wanting you fry you instead. Think they are easy to take on? That's what the US said when they enter the Vietnamese jungles.


I wish Michael Jackson was brought back to life as a normal human.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted... Michael Jackson is re-incarnated into one of those babies on a Sally Struthers tv commercial where she holds up a photo of him and says "This baby starved to death, because you didn't send in your donation of $.53 cents to feed him.



I wish for a 16-oz. GLASS bottle of Pepsi.

[chellrose]

Granted. You get beaten over the head with it.

I wish I could see EM frequencies outside of the visible spectrum.

[Metallion]

The first thing you see is EM frequency art of current day Madonna porn.

I wish I had a real life Bullet Bill cannon on my desk that I could aim and shoot at everybody in the office.