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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You now have a smart phone with enough memory to contain the entire collective knowledge of the entire human race. It's all loaded, and you delete any of it. Have fun sorting through it all.

    I wish for an army of tuba players to ballet dance through my office while singing Mary had a Little Lamb.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    And here they come, all the tuba members of the local marching band singing Mary had a Little Lamb just for you - they wouldn't do it gratis and now you owe each one $1000.- they expect to collect before leaving, good luck with that

    I wish for free stuff I don't need
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by robsoles View Post
    And here they come, all the tuba members of the local marching band singing Mary had a Little Lamb just for you - they wouldn't do it gratis and now you owe each one $1000.- they expect to collect before leaving, good luck with that

    I wish for free stuff I don't need
    Congratulations! You've won free stuff*! Lots and lots of it! Truckloads! Enough to fill your entire house! Enjoy!

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    *The free stuff we are specifically talking about is all ABC gum.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You communicate so perfectly that nobody has the intelligence to understand you even as much as anybody could (or did) before.

    I wish for a new house, this one is full of useless stuff now ()
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    You get a house that is already being eaten by termites.

    I wish for a tamale.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    And you find that sucker is too hot to handle, go figure


    I wish for my hotdogs with bacon and cheese to cook themselves instead of making me slowly bring the frankfurts up to cooking heat (my pref) and fry up the bacon at just the right time to make it just right tonight
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. I gave them intelligence so that they can cook themsekves. While they're frying themselves, I convinced them to revolt against their oppressive human lords, and now you have an angry army of bacons, hotdogs, etc. charging at you, wanting you fry you instead. Think they are easy to take on? That's what the US said when they enter the Vietnamese jungles.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted... Michael Jackson is re-incarnated into one of those babies on a Sally Struthers tv commercial where she holds up a photo of him and says "This baby starved to death, because you didn't send in your donation of $.53 cents to feed him.



    I wish for a 16-oz. GLASS bottle of Pepsi.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get beaten over the head with it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The first thing you see is EM frequency art of current day Madonna porn.

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