The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

Lord of Time is ready to implement a system for you that does just that. He'll only require all of that money you saved in exchange.

I wish to go to the google headquarters, drop a huge haystack in the middle of the room and tell them that there's a needle in there and I'm a user and want them to search for it.

[catlover2]

Your search - needle - did not match any objects found in this haystack.

Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

I wish for something more exciting to happen to Metallion's wish.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

a google executive goes and gets really powerful electro magnet to help find that needle, turns out needle was a string not a object
sadly you walked between the magnet and the haystack while the magnet was being plugged in, now there is a needle in your arm going all the way to the bone

i wish that magnet was suddenly about 1002 times more powerful
edit:
typing 100 squared does not work very well here

[zombifier25]

Granted. The needle flew at a speed so fast that is pierced through the bone of catlover and started to ricochet around Google's HQ, killing everyone in the process. Look what you've done, now Microsoft and Apple will dominate the world.

I wish you hadn't done that.

^ Bonus points for those who know whose this quote is.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

what no flying server racks, nails being pulled out of walls, flying doorknobs, staplers, glases,jewelery,etc?

-kg-
http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/inde...t-1136452.html

granted, i did not do that.. 5 minutes later guess what i just did... yep yuo guessed it just what you undid has been done again

[CompyTheInsane]

I wish to make tostadas without waking up my chihuahua.

[Metallion]

Your chihuahua never wakes up. No, I can't bring myself to do that. Let's say you don't wake your chihuahua up with it wakes up by itself with super powers and an evil intend on forcing you to search for a needle in a haystack.

I wish for a new moat around the hill full of crocosharks equipped with solid Metallion certified™ solid adamantium teeth. (And one gangstah crocoshark with a solid gold tooth and a pimpin' pair of sunglasses.)

[catlover2]

Granted, but they all gasp in horror at the sight of my cat lynx with its solid Metallion certified™ solid adamantium claws.

I wish for a DX8.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted but it is devective

i wish i did not forget to make a wish 4 post up in this thread

[chellrose]

You didn't forget to make a wish, but you forgot to post it, and now we're left to guess what it is so we can corrupt it. Naturally we want to be sure of not missing anything, so every poster here corrupts every wish that can possibly be wished. The universe explodes under the stress of all the random chaos/paradoxes/etc. that results.

@pqwoerituytrueiwoq: Perfect! With my Super Mario mad jumping/dodging skills, I successfully avoid the fish (who plummet to their death) and proceed to save the princess. Wish remains uncorrupted. Nice try, though.

I wish our princess wasn't in another castle.