The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Lisiano]

Well, your unwritten wish followed this simple math formulae

Wish + Corruption = Corrupted Corruption + Corruption = Incorruptible Wish + Wish = Corrupted Corrupted Corruption + Corrupted Corruption = Corrupted wish

I wish I understood what I just did.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you are the only one able to understand it, and know one can understand it even if you explain it, everyone thinks you are weird when you are just a lot load more intelligent, it is lonely at the top

I wish for a girlfriend
edit:
if no-one replies i will do it my self in when i take up in the morning

[Lisiano]

Granted. Here is a pic

I wish I had more AAA batteries.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you receive 6000 dead AAA batteries in the mail, shipped using collect on delivery (you have to pay the shipping)
there is no return address

I wish for MS to put something completely absurd in there EULA for Windows 8 secretly when they release it

[zombifier25]

Granted.

[...]
1412. When you buy a copy of Windows 8, 10$ is sent to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in order to help starving childrens everywhere. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
[...]

Nice job genius. Once the clause is made public by news sources, people start flocking to stores and buy Windows 8, or a Surface Tablet. Linux and Mac are then completely eradicated from the desktop forevah.


I wish my computer is sentient (and that it does NOT try to kill me)

[catlover2]

Sure, it just convinces your cell phone to kill you instead.

I wish for a solar panel as thin and light as film.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but is is not as flexible, in fact it has no flexibility what so ever to the slightest amount of pressure will make it shatter, needless to say it shatterd in seconds

i wish the title bars in xfce would stay the same after running compiz --replace

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted... Compiz is no longer compatible with xfce and all your title bars remain factory defaulted.

I wish Compiz would work on my xfce laptop (but I think my video card isn't good enough)

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you spend 2 months making a driver to make it happen
BTW i am pretty sure the integrated GPU on my Pentium 4 DELL can run compiz

i wish for the mate system monitor applet to work with mint's xf-applet

[linuxman72]

It is, but your monitor just doesn't show it.

I wish that I had 50 posts