The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

You can but your mom won't let you buy it.

I wish my mom would have let me buy the Super Nintendo when it came out.

She did but it short circuited your brain so you don't remember very much about it or anything really

I wish everybody had same or even better internet than me and it was all for free

(I should ring up and complain to my ISP, they said was 100/3Mbps )

[smartboyhw]

She did but it short circuited your brain so you don't remember very much about it or anything really

I wish everybody had same or even better internet than me and it was all for free

(I should ring up and complain to my ISP, they said was 100/3Mbps )

Sorry, mate, your ISP has just closed down.

I wish someone give me a Ubuntu Membership for free!

[catlover2]

They do, but it happens a long time in the future.


I wish to have robsoles' connection, except with a lower DL and much higher UL.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted... Now, you're able to download at 28.8kbps and upload at 2.42 megs.
(your ping time will remain the same)

I wish for a cigarette lighter that never needs to be refilled, reflinted or rewicked.

[Deepak J]

well that might require a wand from Ollivander to attain that... (read HP)

I wish I have a computer with a processor clocking 10 ghz.

[catlover2]

10.0 GHz, 32/64 physical/logical cores, so cool it doesn't need a heat-sink: what more could you want? Perhaps an operating system compiled for its alien architecture?

I wish for an x86 compatible version of the above.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted... You're new Alien system (with matching OS) is written in
Zorax Blorgh Nurf Bloobloo (purple edition) with diamond panels.
Too bad noting is compatible with Zoraz Blorgh Nurf Bloobloo yet.
But it is indeed, x86 certified!

I wish to go see the NY Yankees in the new stadium this year.

(looking back on this, I probably screwed up this post, ehh?)

[catlover2]

You do, but you end up seeing them last year instead and strange things happen. Care to comment, Lord of Time?

@S2UIRR3L: If it is indeed x86 compatible, then I ought to be able to remove this Zorax thing and install Linux instead. My wish went uncorrupted!

I wish for a wish of fishes.

[zombifier25]

Granted. Thank you for that bucket of salmon.

I wish the world is awesome like in cartoons and anime.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted - You fall down a well and wake up in Tokyo, Japan... 550 years in the past just as Inu Yasha is getting stuck to the tree of ages... but Kikyo's arrow hits you instead and now you're stuck to the tree in an eternal sleep, instead of Inu Yasha.

I wish I could've corrupted catlovers2's wish a little more.