The "Corrupt a wish" game

[redbikemaster]

It does, but then SHE has to go on a long journey.

I wish that My bike won't turn into a pumpkin in 7 minutes!

[Metallion]

Your princess lost her shoe and your eternal love rival that you hate and lost some unofficial boxing matches to, has just gotten his hands on it.

Oops. Didn't see that there was a new page.


It doesn't. Instead your pumpkin turns into a bike exactly 7 minutes after you ate it.

I wish to know if Lord of Time's tardis can still be used to make phone calls.

[robsoles]

Yes it can but only collect

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I wish that My bike won't turn into a pumpkin in 7 minutes!

Fine, tomato (rotten) it is (or rather was) then.


I wish to go but never leave

[catlover2]

Granted: you go somewhere else, but the leaves fall of all your plants. You never know why.


I wish for a 16-day week.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you live this week twice (memories are transfered back in time)
**don't do something should, everyone will remember it, though they will be confused about the date it happened on

i wish for all the fleas in my mouse to experience sudden death
front line/advantage just don't seem to get the job done

[alan21276]

All the flea's in your 'mouse' do indeed suffer sudden death....from spontaneous combustion, thus causing your mouse to catch fire, which happened to be inside your cat, the resulting agony which causes it to claw your legs down to the bone...ouch


I wish I had a pet monkey..

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you get woken up with poop being thrown in your face

i wish for my last just with a typo fix
"mouse" -> "house"

[Metallion]

A mouse that was in your house now turns in to a house and since it was in your house you now have a house breaking out of your house ... and the fleas were crushed by it.

I wish Dr. House was a mouse.

[S2UIRR3L]

Doctor House becomes a mouse and is trapped and sold for $400... IN AN APPLE STORE!!!

I wish Verizon Wireless would recognize that I've been with them for 15 years (September will be 16 years), and give me some type of special VIP pricing for my loyalty to their company.

[robsoles]

A representative from Verizon Wireless calls you and tries to recontract you in a calculably worse deal than you have with them already out of contract. While on the phone you can find MUCH better deals being offered by them to new signups and you mention it. The rep realises how long you've been with them and says so and then thanks you for your loyalty, as you graciously accept their thanks they (very quietly) hang up. Never mind.


I wish all telcos and ISPs would stop being such ----wads.