The "Corrupt a wish" game

[S2UIRR3L]

Cindy decides that you're really attractive and marries you... When you get her home, she takes off her makeup and turns out to be a smelly monster who has MAN bits between HIS legs!!!

I wish to go out with a bang!

[robsoles]

BANG you're out!


I wish to remain for now

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, 5 seconds later not so much
i wish for some breakfast, now that it is almost 2pm

[alan21276]

your breakfast arrives but you then realise that you have forgotten how to eat and have to sit there staring at it while drooling at the mouth in anticipation of such a feast.

I wish I had more beans.

[robsoles]

yet you keep posting most in the beanless sections of the forum and you get none.


I wish for an extra couple of bucks here and there

[teward]

I wish for an extra couple of bucks here and there

*beams robsoles into a room with sixteen adult Bucks (male deer)*


And now, the Empire of Time will Rise to Fight the Horde of the Evil of the Beast. That one's mine, so the Ending will occur, as the Empire of Time fights the Horde of The Beast clash on a temporal battlefield that spans all of time.

I wish that Ubuntu, and its loyal supporters, survive the cataclysm I just explained would happen.

[Metallion]

A caveman carves the exact ones and zeroes on the latest Ubuntu LTS cd into his wall. All religious Ubuntu followers are swallowed by a t-rex that gets frozen in a sudden local ice age. They stay somewhat alive and frozen in its stomach.

I wish Lord of Time would take me to see every single Iron Maiden tour.

[redbikemaster]

He instead takes you into the Tardis, then you find out he's merely a serial killer in a telephone booth.

I wish it wasn't 11:30pm.

[redbikemaster]

[delete]

[robsoles]

It is no longer 11:30pm but instead fast approaches Midnight, your red bike will turn into a pumpkin in less than 10 minutes - deal with it.


I wish my pumpkin would turn into a fancy carriage and take me back to my Princess right now